Crab, McCrab (Cheese Cake)

I am a man of many unknown things, but one thing is for sure is that I love to rock out with my bass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. And above all i just like to write and play music with my friends. I am not just your average eighteen (now nineteen) year old guy, i am pretty adnormal. I hate mtv, it is not something that teenage kids sould watch. But beside all that crazy stuff i just have a few things to say. Hum Dr. Pepper does have 23 different flavors (or that is what they say) but it is still one underneath Milo's motherfucken sweat tea. Fender is a good guitar company but i still would have to go with Ibanez what can i say im a fan. I quit smoking cigg. but somehow i moved on to black and mild's i truely do not know why but i guess four cigars a day keeps the cigarettes away. Very good saying i must say and yes i did make that up. Taco Bell is without a doubt god's poo and is the reason why i am fat today. I hate Sarah Silverman, the bitch is just not funny. I have know idea how the hell she got a fucken t.v. show but o'well. I truely think that the four members of the blue redneck show and Sarah Silverman is the reason why most youngsters are fucken idiots and there is only one person who can save us in this time of need. Yes thats right Motherfucken Dane Cook or in other words the son of Jesus. With his powers of the funniness he will stop the idiot five spuad. I go to Motlow and feel like there are way to many goddamn rednecks there, in other words just like fucken Cascade High, and the funny thing is most of my fellow class mates from Cascade went to Motlow. I'm planning on going somewhere after Motlow I just have no fucken idea where.