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C H R / S

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About Me

Jam apple ChRiStOpHeR ClArKe I live in a small village up north. Lincolnshire londeners proberbly havnt the foggyist where that is sorta near leeds, hull, grimsby, lincoln lol
so yea i like football abit, walking, canoing, any really fun sports, running, specially a bath after a miserable day. i work out like climbing aint done it in ages mates at college are fookin awesome (sorry dad) yes and like to have fun nightimes and day so fancy a natter if ur not a siko or stalker il add u ...
Met some massive characters at college, theres chavs, mardy ppl, hyper ppl (as in literally crasy). Yea u all kick ass
lol cnt belive u still reading but yes leave a comment or dont its up to u.....
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still readingYou must be bored or sad sorry no offence intended :-STHE END
Are you a Jedi or Sith?

Anakin Skywalker - Jedi Guardian/Sith
Clouded your futurs is! The outcome of your training is not yet known. For now it looks like your path leads to both the light and darksides of the Force. Masterful with a lightsaber, and well knowlegdable in the force. Hatred runs deep throughout your body. Yet your feelings towards others is very strong, full of love.
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Name? Chris Clarke
Hometown? Gainsborough, scotter lincs
Colour? green
Tea or Coffee? coffee
Recent most fun thing u did??? Got drunk and danced alot ;S
If u won the lottery .....
Who would you marry? Cameron Diaz
where would you live? Australlia
what sort of house would you live in? big house on a massive plot of land
what car would you drive? Audi TT
What would your butler be called? Shaft
Whats the best ....????
Film? Vanilla Sky/Anchorman
Food? Curry
Drink? Bud
animal? Dashhound
Song of all time? Bohieman like you by the dandy worhols
soap? imperial lather ........hollyoaks
cereal? frosties
job? Food Critic
joke? Why did charlie fall off his bike? got hit by a fridge
ice cream? Cookie dough
country? Australlia, italy, usa
Would you ever?????
Jump out a plane? with a parachute course,
Eat a conker? yes lol
Tell someone you actually dont like them? not in so many words
Ride a unicycle? yeaaaa
Challenge someone to a dance off? if i was drunk and amogst friends
Do this crappy suruvey again????? proberbly not
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You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. What's Your Personality Type?

My Interests

( strange but funny )

I'd like to meet:



whoever fancies a natter and is interesting and just not up themselves as in posers i reckon lol .... ye so no more typing lol :S

Movies:

Rocky 3

Television:

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Books:

I have such a short attention span i dont read much at all part from the newspaper now an again and the odd magazine...

Heroes:

Colonel Sanders

My Blog

Jokes

This blog is full of jokes that mite make you laff mayb not dnt care really bt here goes...................(drumroll) Whats bearded and yells? David Blunkett answering his iron How does bob marley lik...
Posted by C H R / S on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:23:00 PST

Blog? ui dnt care for this so called ............ blog

making a blog cos jason wanted a mention so here goes well i know hes died his hair blue and thats the same colour smartie which sends u hyper. Well yea an dimby rocks too an rob, i like pretsels they...
Posted by C H R / S on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 11:38:00 PST

What kind of Drunk are you? test

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Posted by C H R / S on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:06:00 PST

Blog1

My first blog wooooo cant be arsed to type much apart from DONT LOOK OUT THE WINDOW ............................................................ ................or the badgers will get you. you ha...
Posted by C H R / S on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:34:00 PST