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Staci

About Me

I love long walks on the beach, holding hands with that special someone, reading aloud longform prose....blah blah blah.I love to laugh, and can be quite sarcastic at times. I am quite gregarious, and loquacious.I'm more bubbly than champagne, I'm stubborn as a mule.I'm a dichotomy of silly and serious served up with an ear splitting grin. I'm a klutz. I break things. I trip and fall. I have the grace of a 3-legged mule. I lose things, including my mind.I love horror flicks, lewd comedies, and epic dramas. I tend to go with the flow. I'm a avid reader, and I write alot of meaningless drivel and occasionally something meaningful.I go up at Open Mike's and try to make people laugh. I have a lot of pain and drama to draw from. What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you angry and bitter......and isn't that what every comic is?

My Blog

My Boobs Are So Big.......I can laugh at them.

The other night Al and I are lying in bed talking.  Not about anything important.  Just going over each others day, with our arms around each other.  The kind of talk that doesnt have to lead to any...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:18:00 GMT

I know you love me, but it means more when you say with carbohydrates!

Having food and body issues&..staci, thy name is consistency.The biggest loser.Work has reached a new low, and I have found my self sinking down with it.Some of us at work have started this biggest lo...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:59:00 GMT

AUTISM: The Musical!

For those of you that don't know me, I have a son named Vincent. Vincent is the apple of my eye. Vincent is a smart, creative and brave little boy. Vincent also has autism. Fact: In 1980, 1 in 10,000 ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Barbies, Sharks, and other reasons to love today.....

Why do I love this day? Vivi, that's why.  I don't really need more of a reason than that. But I will happily include them.   For five years she has given me much joy, and love, and reason...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:54:00 GMT

Is it wrong this made me giggle?

when i saw this picture, it made me think of that mr burns quote from the simpsons, I don't believe in suicide, but if you would like to try it, it may cheer me up to watch.  
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:25:00 GMT

Were not supposed to talk about you

I'm very angry right now. I have two great kids, whose dad is trying so very hard to warp the way they feel about me.   "We're not supposed to talk about you"  "daddy hates you" "kimmy ha...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:25:00 GMT

I dont know what to name this fucking thing

We took the kids the montrose library last week, and afterwards, we played chess on that huge chess set in  front of the Black Lab.  We used the kids to move the chess pieces.It reminded me ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Comedy Gold......

While researching for a joke,  I came across this overpowering message.  Take a read, the comedy just writes itself....I'll write what I really think about this at a later time.  I just...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:33:00 GMT

Holy Bat Signal, Batman!

Attention whores.You know the type, the ones constantly screaming "look at me, look at me!" dancing up and down, waving their arms, whining, complaining, playing one-upsmanship all the time, upstaging...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Why I couldnt sleep last night.

I couldn't sleep. How do you help a friend that is so immersed in shit that they can't see the life they've made for themselves? My friend is in real trouble. She is a real life after school special...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:28:00 GMT