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i'm from brooklyn by way of bangor maine. i've worked years for SPUNDAE,RED And NIKITA, as the vip host in hollywood. I manage a condo complex in sherman oaks and i have a fledgling plumbing company. All American Discount Plumbing. no job too big or too small, 24 hour emergency service, because calling a plumber shouldn't be scary." - i have a line of dvd's out now ala girls gone wild- check out the preview @ HAVASUX.COM . I have a website for photos, ( SHOTBYTOM.COM )cause' i can't always remember what the hell happened last night! i play poker with my buddies now and then, i have two whackjob cats. i read anything i can enjoy. i'm the guy who passed you on the 101 on a SILVER motorcycle so fast you had to adjust your outside mirrors and actually thought about calling 911 . life begins at 170. i write violence in my spare 10 minutes a week. i bore myself to sleep writing this, i am a cartoon characterization of a human man with the soul of a forlorn scribe encaged and enraged at the bindings of todays society, i am a unique and individual snowflake . what?! wow i fell asleep and started sleep writing again. if it's your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight!