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About Me

Well what can we say:
It all started in Langley Mill when a young boy fell of his bike and gave himself a concussion. A few years later weird ideas started to fall into his head, he tried to start a Detective Club, he tried to take over Microsoft and he even tried to start up a band. Like I said weird but definitely not stupid because in 1987 they were heard over the radio by R Ecudor Pyenohpa (who was a backward engineered Greek) and was the Head Director of Crap Bands Records and he signed the boys up straight away.

So Scot, Steven and Christian went to work on their first album Is That Snot I Can See and from it they released their first single Dont Touch Me Here, Touch Me There, Baby which hit the number one spot and stayed on top for five weeks. Three days after the fifth week at the top the record slipped to number two and the band decided to split, saying (and I quote) Were all failures we dont deserve to be a band, so it was all over.

Until a week later when the band re-joined, quoting I guess we need the money, but the band re-joined under the name PINK CUSTARD. So PINK CUSTARD released the long awaited album Is That Snot I Can See with the controversial picture of Margaret Thatcher picking her bottom on the front cover, the album went triple platinum in the first two days of release in every country except from Greece where R Ecudor Pyenohpa banned the album because he thought the Greeks didnt need the punishment.

Tragically on the 5th of October 1988 whilst in the middle of their second album Are You Sure Thats Not Snot I Can See with a close-up picture of Margaret Thatchers bum on the cover, they were all reported dead in a train crash in Greece whilst on their So Were Not Good Enough For Your Country Greek tour. So their second album was finished by another band called A LIGHT RED BUT NOT QUITE PINK CUSTARD and they renamed the album A Tribute To PINK CUSTARD but for some strange reason the cover remained the same.

Finally in 2002 they re-emerged into the lime light after spending thirteen years in a coma and decided to release their Greatest Hits of CONFUSED album, which is basically their first album renamed.

Dont forget you catch CONFUSED on their Please Tell Us Whats Happened In The Last Thirteen Years world tour, which has lasted 4 years to date.

And if ya believe that, then you'll believe anything.


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Breaking News
Hello there peeps! Seems like we've been away for ages, Well....We have! We've all been busy with day to day life over the past year or so with University, Jobs, New Addresses up and down the country, but we haven't forgotten who we are and what were good at..... Making you guys piss yourself stupid whilst singing along to some catchy and hilarious tunes!
Well some good news for all of you, Confused are Back in town with some new material and we want to play in a town near you, if you know any venues that you'd like to see us play at then let us know and we'll book us in and let ya know the dates!
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Confused have released a Cd which you can buy for an amazingly reasonable price of £5 at their gigs, featuring all the hit's that you know and love, Including: Sandwich, You Give Me a Headache, I'm So Lonely and not forgetting their first single Killer Heels which will also be available pretty soon!!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 16/11/2005
Band Website: http://www.crapbandsrecords.co.uk
Band Members: Well Confused has an amazing line up of the best musicians the world has seen in a long time, only problem was none of them wanted to play in the band so instead we have:

Johnny Cuisine

The man with the plan. Better known as Scot Cook. The boy from Langley Mill who is going to take Confused to the top

Wood Shoes

The only drummer to have graced confused's presence. Better known as Edward Smith. Brother to Daisy and Johnny Shoes. Engaged to Jelly Cuisine.

Tony Rainbow

Bass player extraordinaire. Better known as Steven Brown. Creater and genious behind Stevey Tunes.

Smiley Rainbow

The only qualified musician in Confused. Better known as Christian Brown. Watch out Joe Satriani, This man is gold.

Daisy Shoes

Rubs the funk on the bass when she can. Better known as Charlotte Smith. She steals your shoes, your bass, and goes down a river in her kayak.

Jelly Cuisine

She's Confused's Love Machine. Better Known as Jenna Cook. Sister of Johnny Cuisine and cousin to Daisy, Johnny and Wood Shoes. She might be a 'Zombie' but she's got a hell of a voice.

Johnny Shoes

When he's not busy at uni, he likes to give a helping hand. Better Known as Aiden Smith. 'It's because i'm worth it'.

Andy Renshaw

'Andy is a friend of mine'. The only member to have a song written about him. Lends his hand on the bass, especially in the studio.

Martyn Price

Original founding member with Johnny Cuisine. Plays guitar on early Confused tracks.

Not everyone plays at once, it depends on when and where the gig is!!!!!! The only person who plays every gig as he is the only original member left is Johnny Cuisine, who you can catch pretty much everywhere with his twelve string.

He was even caught singing to people on a train station in London Once!


Influences: Because there is so many of us, We have many Influental people to mention, In fact the list from Johnny Cuisine basically read: Every musician, Ever.... So not much help there then, But he did say, specifically mention Brian Wilson, Glenn Tilbrook and those Crazy guys from Space.

This list will be updated when I get the other lists.


Sounds Like: Nobody really, We have our own unique style which we like to call: POCK, So check out our Demo's and see for yourself, if we remind you of a certain band, Drop us a comment and let us know!
Record Label: Crap Bands Records
Type of Label: Major

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