Well what can we say:
It all started in Langley Mill when a young boy fell of his bike and gave himself a concussion. A few years later weird ideas started to fall into his head, he tried to start a Detective Club, he tried to take over Microsoft and he even tried to start up a band. Like I said weird but definitely not stupid because in 1987 they were heard over the radio by R Ecudor Pyenohpa (who was a backward engineered Greek) and was the Head Director of Crap Bands Records and he signed the boys up straight away.
So Scot, Steven and Christian went to work on their first album Is That Snot I Can See and from it they released their first single Dont Touch Me Here, Touch Me There, Baby which hit the number one spot and stayed on top for five weeks. Three days after the fifth week at the top the record slipped to number two and the band decided to split, saying (and I quote) Were all failures we dont deserve to be a band, so it was all over.
Until a week later when the band re-joined, quoting I guess we need the money, but the band re-joined under the name PINK CUSTARD. So PINK CUSTARD released the long awaited album Is That Snot I Can See with the controversial picture of Margaret Thatcher picking her bottom on the front cover, the album went triple platinum in the first two days of release in every country except from Greece where R Ecudor Pyenohpa banned the album because he thought the Greeks didnt need the punishment.
Tragically on the 5th of October 1988 whilst in the middle of their second album Are You Sure Thats Not Snot I Can See with a close-up picture of Margaret Thatchers bum on the cover, they were all reported dead in a train crash in Greece whilst on their So Were Not Good Enough For Your Country Greek tour. So their second album was finished by another band called A LIGHT RED BUT NOT QUITE PINK CUSTARD and they renamed the album A Tribute To PINK CUSTARD but for some strange reason the cover remained the same.
Finally in 2002 they re-emerged into the lime light after spending thirteen years in a coma and decided to release their Greatest Hits of CONFUSED album, which is basically their first album renamed.
Dont forget you catch CONFUSED on their Please Tell Us Whats Happened In The Last Thirteen Years world tour, which has lasted 4 years to date.
And if ya believe that, then you'll believe anything.
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Breaking News
Hello there peeps! Seems like we've been away for ages, Well....We have! We've all been busy with day to day life over the past year or so with University, Jobs, New Addresses up and down the country, but we haven't forgotten who we are and what were good at..... Making you guys piss yourself stupid whilst singing along to some catchy and hilarious tunes!
Well some good news for all of you, Confused are Back in town with some new material and we want to play in a town near you, if you know any venues that you'd like to see us play at then let us know and we'll book us in and let ya know the dates!
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Confused have released a Cd which you can buy for an amazingly reasonable price of £5 at their gigs, featuring all the hit's that you know and love, Including: Sandwich, You Give Me a Headache, I'm So Lonely and not forgetting their first single Killer Heels which will also be available pretty soon!!
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