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About Me

I dont know my elbow from my ass. I chew gum while drinking beer, and I get into cars with strangers all the time. I wear my sweat pants inside out, I count on my fingers, and I can only drink milk out of a straw. OCD maybe? I wear tube socks with cowboy boots, and I put crushed red pepper on everything. Yes EVERYTHING.
I like to blast the ramones and jump on my bed with a certain 3 year, until he laughs so hard he cant breath.Im a psycho vegetarian. I havent eaten meat in over 12 years. I have trouble going out to eat...its a trust thing. I drink Sambuca on the rocks. Im a horrible driver. Ive got one foot on the gas and one on the break at all times. I swerve and take pictures of myself to see if my makeup looks ok, I change my ipod, and paint my nails on the highway...Sometimes while reading the paper... Im 23 and Im still scared of the dark. I get hit on by chics far more than I do by dudes. Weird.


************************************************************ ************************************************************ **** I dont care about your tatoos, I dont care about your first one, or your last one, or your next one, I dont care what they mean and I dont want to see them. I will tell you this... And you will probaly show me anyway. I hate people who "drop names". I cant stand it when people are cheap...No there is no military discount at the bar EVER! EVER!******************************************************* ************************************************************ *******Please dont bother sending me a friend request unless we know eachother... I have enough friends already. plus whats the point, i am Never going to have sex with you, Im not going to meet you for coffee, or a beer, or on a train or in the rain... or in a dark alley so you can kill me, or anywhere. EVER. So dont waste your time. There are plenty of other stupid myspace sluts that are here for just that reason, so hit them up. ..
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My Interests

working momming going to school buying worthless crap wasting money leaving newport wifing Mom dates decorating my house rocking out slingin booze waking up early scrabble darts flea markets getting beat up mangled cheffing pinstripes polkadots driving around the drive atleast once a day to clear my head sitting on the beach and staring at the ocean staring at the stars evel caneivel kickball cliff walk doing shit for shock value twister burning calories the graveyard batting cages Home Depot castle hill looking shit up friends cowboy boots messing with the bums asking them for change brenton point life changing events my IPOD shots driving aimlessly to the middle of nowhere then turning around accessories playing with words putting people in there places telling people to shut up when theyre being asses calling people out when the lie appreciating everything I have everyday because I know how lucky i am.having the best life ever

My idea of a good time

Shots...

Ass

Drawing on people.

Metal Boys.

Metal Girls.

Metal antics.

Wow never seen that before, Neil...

I'd like to meet:

A smooth talkin country boy

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Music:

all the shite that i got made fun of for listening to before it was "cool"... 1 always... Johnny Cash, Hank Sr., Hank111, Supersuckers, Social D., the Pixie's, Iggy Pop, Guitar Pickin Hillbilly Shit, Thin Lizzy, Buzzcocks, Danzig, Misfits, Eric Burton and the Animals, Slayer, GWAR, Eddie Spaghetti, motorhead, turbo Negro, turbo AC's, Blondie ,ACDC and the local ACDC cover band DIRTY DEEDS...they fuckin rock. Ramones, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murhy's, Descendents, Dead Kennedies, Zeke, Pixies, Humpers, Helecopters, Manowar, Judas Preist, Elvis, The Clash, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Michael Jackson, Bob Seager, Neil Diamond...

Dirty Deeds...Sickest ACDC coverband in the world.

Ohhh...Kim and I set up the Bomb-ass juke box at the colonial tavern last year...RIP Best jukebox in the world. God damn Internet shite.

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    The Safety Dance (Men Without Hats)Dancing With Myself (Billy Idol)Call Me (Blondie)High On You (Iggy Pop)Why Can'T We Be Friends (War)Rock The Casbah (The Clash)
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Movies:

the ones im in and a couple others

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Television:

sucks ass

Books:

Are good for leveling tables, and chairs, or propping up video camaras, and swatting bugs

Hungover in New York and Digging through my Nurse Purse, I came across these little pills, so we took like 1 or 2 or 7 of them... then we rode on a ferris wheel and met Samuel L Jackson, then had our car towed, and had to pay $400 to get it back.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Dirty Fucking Mouth

?After 13 year of being a strict vegetarian, Ive decided to give up the unneccassary, somewhat disturbing by- poducts. Thats right... no more grilled cheese, no ice cream, no chocolate milk... m.m.'s....
Posted by $a®a " on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

when its good its good...

and when its bad its BAD... so how come we  are so quick to  forget the bad shit.... maybe its just me, but it seems like the phrase "i told you so" has become a part of my every day vocabul...
Posted by $a®a " on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:23:00 PST

Blagh Blagh Blog

Forgiveness is a strange thing and it makes me wonder...did i ever even care in the first place? was i ever really mad, or was I just creating drama? You can tell yourself over and over again that you...
Posted by $a®a " on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

my brain is hanging upside down and my vital organs are on the ceiling.

When you cant have something you want it sooooo bad.... and when its there and at your disposal its no big deal, and 90 percent of the time you dont even want it anymore anyway.   Ever ...
Posted by $a®a " on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST

Why is this???

You can go out of your way Soooo many times for someone...you can drop whatever it is your doing to help them out in almost any situation... at just about any time of the day...no matter what...and yo...
Posted by $a®a " on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:52:00 PST

This kid Dave

He lives in middletown, I hung out with him twice in my life and he was a tool.  Hes in jail right now for hitting his girlfriend in the face or some shit...fuckin loser...but apperently he think...
Posted by $a®a " on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST

HAha it just never gets old.

Mr. Mike...the King of Rock..."Front Man" of No Means Yes.  He is so cool he starts talkin shit the second he leaves town...Soon as hes out of reach.  Heres what he has too say!  HA! "T...
Posted by $a®a " on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:24:00 PST

ITS ALWAYS SOMETHING

I was having a great time at O'Briens tonight. I had just gotten out of work(is gotten even a word?) I had just ordered my first drink of the night, and i looked over and a girl I went to high school ...
Posted by $a®a " on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:33:00 PST

Brawl on Calvert Street Last Night.

There was a Brawl Last Night on Calvert Street.  Whats up with dudes in this town thinking its ok to hit chicks?  This fuckin dude grabbed me by the neck because I said something aabout one ...
Posted by $a®a " on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:45:00 PST