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The biography
The artist formerly known as DJ The Blade is the ongoing electronic music project of former funky house producer, DJ The Blade. In July 2007, DJ The Blade suffered a massive Cardiac arrest which rendered his natural motor functions permanently inoperable. He was rushed to a progressive Islamic research facility where he was operated on for 7 days and 7 nights. He awoke with mechanical limbs, an enhanced bio-processor working alongside his organic brain, and new Fruity Loops production skillz. Henceforth he became known as the billion Dinar man, or the Artist formerly known as DJ The Blade. He rode from the facility on camel back and travelled for many sunsets (A considerable amount of time) to Shropshire where he currently resides, assembling breakbeats and planning counter-Taliban operations.
I got more wasta than you
The good will
Lesbian ham. I want your money, not for the purposes of profit but rather so that I may purchase a new midi controller. All my downloads on this website are entirely free and as such i've never made so much as a penny from this malarky (in fact i've lost money through train fairs and drink purchases every time I perform live), thus I am looking to collect donations for a new midi controller, this will be a break even affair and will not be profitable at all. After discovering paypal's button feature I was overwhelmed with bodily fluids for around 14 minutes. After stepping out of my piss sauna I created a button the likes of which have never been seen before. Witness:
Shit ya'll, that shit is heavier than Shere Khan (The arsey Bengal Tiger from the Jungle Book).
Fuck iTunes and fuck the war on file sharing. Torrents and Soulseek keep underground music alive, just remember to buy the records or support the artist at their live shows if their material whips your rectum. If its not worth buying the record then its probably not worth keeping on your hard drive. Simple as. If you disagree, you are wrong.
Play counterstrike source? Add me, my email is
[email protected]
07/07/06 - I'll put all the links to my downloads here
I have decided to bundle all the links to my free albums here for you lovely people.
Free Downloads
DJ The Blade - The other half of the screen - New -
Early 08 release and so far my newest full length on offer. Definitely the best produced stuff I've knocked out yet. As per usual there is a mix up of Hardcore, Drum and Bass and dance riddims with a little bit of dub, Klezmer and Arabic influences thrown in to compliment live antics. You'll certainly enjoy this album (bar the first track, which I hate in hindsight).
DJ The Blade - Unprotected Anal intercourse
Fanspastic release to kick off your Summer, put out by the special folk at Marionette records. My newest offering is largely new material with only a couple of older tracks. The name is 'Unprotected anal intercourse' and the album spans the usual electronic gubbins dabbling in Gabber, drum and bass, drill, Dubstep, Trip Hop/Instrumental Hip Hop amongst other things along the way. What a start to June, with some live shows to come soon hopefully in support of this splendid free release. The hyperlink will probably only take you to the main marionette website (It uses flash or php or something) but just head to the downloads/audio section for this bad boy + some other cracking releases by my fellow Marionette bretherin. Praise be to Allah. Peace.
DJ The Blade - Beauty and the Bass - Brand spanking new spak fest. My usual webspace is being a mencap at the moment so i'm forced to rely on yousendit. This means that sooner or later this link will keep going dead after the download or time limit has expired, so please message me when you notice it has died and i'll re-upload it ASAP.
. DJ The Blade - Your opinion is invariably invalid -
The second DJ The Blade full length featuring plenty of new gubbins, much of which hasn't yet made it to the myspace player of wisdom. Breakcore, mashup and gabber kicks a plenty, allow it to fillate you.
. DJ The Blade - Emo, Emu, Emong - An 8 minute concept album about being angry and depressed whilst listening to Nu Metal cds.
. DJ The Blade - My Thoughts regarding Iron Maiden - My 8 track grindcore ensamble.
. Doctor Abadad - Super Super Jazz EP - Doctor Abadad's stoner space Jazz EP, inspired by the freeform evocations of John Coltrane and Alec Empire.
. Doctor Abadad - Mission to Mount Trip Hop - Doctor Abadad's Trip Hop/Breaks album, limited like most instrumental Hip Hop but swallows better when drugs are at hand.
. DJ The Blade - Situationist - This is my first full length album, it's a collection of my better work over the past year or so, the styles aren't particularly varied but if you enjoy breakcore and mashcore then perhaps you'll find enlightenment here.
Contacting DJ The Gay
If you really want to contact me outside of myspace, then you may do so. Send questions, feedback, general comments, porn, music and videos to
[email protected]
Websites I endorse and command you to visit
Black people love us
Noizetek records
Wrong music Net Label
Drop beats not bombs
Love music hate racism
Khallas.
