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Joeb

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About Me

I get up far to early for my own good, get driven to school by a 'mates' mum, then wait around in 6th form for 3/4 hour for lessons start. The reason I go to 6th form is the lessons, which by the time the teachers words have reached my ears, have become an monotone humming as a stare out of the window imagining myself dancing in fields of daisys with Donovan playing and my dog running around barking at me. I then spend all of what little money I have on lunch. My evenings are spent doing 1 of 3 things: wasting hours on MySpace by constantly checking if anyone of left me any kind message/comment, doing coursework till 3 that I should have done a week or more ago, or if I'm really lucky I may actually be called up to do my part-time job as a lifeguard. There can be spent either comparing brain sizes with Annie, jumping off balconys onto the crash mats with Tom, mixing a concoction of cleaning chemicals in one container that means we can do all the jobs with just one spray with Matt, trying to pull down goal nets and instead pulling down the pegs holding it to the posts with Brendon, chilling on poolside talking about anything and everything with Dave, having soft play fights with tears of laughter with Toni, or out of hours, drinking and smoking myself rasin dry whilst still trying to pull with Ash. This all means I have too little sleep and end up getting up far to late for my own good.
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My Interests

I laze around the house, watching MTV2 and VH2 and eating pizza, as if I have nout to do. But, of course, I have plenty of things to do. Be it doing coursework, the recycling, or taking the dog for a walk, lovely she may be, I also spend far too much time changing my Space. And of course, making porn

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet myself to see what I am really like. I know you would too (yourself, not me). I would also like to meet Eric Hitchmough...."What's that the Eric, you've given up being up being a Los Angeles dectective and you've started running a hotel in Torquay? "yes, don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think i go away with. And I don't agree with that in the workplace!" http://www.fat-pie.com/flashbutton1.swf

Music:

The Who, Gorillaz, LCD Soundsystem, AiM, Crowded House, Arcade Fire, Archie Bronson Outfit, Adam and the Ants, Air, Alkaline Trio, Ocean Colour Scene, Kyuss, Le Tigre, Bloc Party, Ash, At The Drive-In, Athlete, Audioslave, Babyshambles, Badly Drawn Boy, Be Bop Deluxe, Beastie Boys, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blackadder, Blackalicious, DJ Format, DJ JP, DJ Shadow, Blur, Boards Of Canada, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Damian Marley, Breaks Co-Op, Burt Bacharach, Captain, Aphex Twin, Aqualung, Carole King, Coldplay, Cream, CSS, Cypress Hill, Da Lench Mob, Daft Punk, David Bowie, David Gray, Death From Above 1979, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Dick Dale & His Del-Tones, Divine Comedy, Don Mclean, Donovan, Dr. Dre, Duran Duran, Eazy-E, Echo & the Bunnymen, Eddie Van Halen, Eels, Electric Six, Eurythmics, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, FC_Kanhuna, Franz Ferdinand, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Garbage, Gary Jules, Genesis, Goldie Lookin Chain, Gershwin, Grifter, Groove Armada, Happy Mondays, Hard-Fi, I Monster, Ian Brown, Ice Cube, Incubus, Interpol, Jack Johnson, Jackson 5, Jamiroquai, Jason Mraz, Jeff Wayne, Jimi Hendrix, JJ72, Joe Cocker, Joe Strummer, Joe Walsh, John Barry, Johnny Cash, Joni Mitchell, Joy Division, Junior Senoir, Jurassic 5, Kaiser Chiefs, Kanye West, Kasabian, Keane, Kid Koala, Kings Of Leon, Kraftwerk, Kula Shaker, Led Zeppelin, Lemon Jelly, Lighthouse Family, Little Britain, Longpigs, Lou Reed, louis armstrong, Madness, Manic Street Preachers, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Maxi¨mo Park, Metric, Michael Jackson, Millencolin, Moby, Modest Mouse, Morning Runner, Morrissey, Muse, Zero 7, Nirvana, Nico, Oasis, The Animals, The Avalanches, The B52's, The Beach Boys, Test Icicles, Ok Go, Paul McCartney & Wings, Paul Weller, Peter Frampton, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Pet Shop Boys, Placebo, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Polyphonic Spree, Portishead, Primus, Prokofiev, Propellerheads, Pulp, Queens Of The Stone Age, R.E.M, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Ray charles, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reverend and The Makers, Roxy Music, Ro¨yksopp, Saves the Day, Scarfo, Seal, Semisonic, Sex Pistols, Shed Seven, Sheryl Crow, Simon & Garfunkel, The Police, Steve Miller Band, Status Quo, Sinead O'Connor, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Soundgarden, Space, Squarepusher, Squeeze, Starsailor, Tenacious D, Stevie Wonder, Tears For Fears, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Suede, Supergrass, System Of A Down, The Beatles, The Boomtown Rats, The Bravery, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, The Coral, The Cult, The Cure, The Datsuns, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, The Eagles, The Flaming Lips, The Fratellis, The Futureheads, The Go! Team, The Hives, The Jam, The Killers, The Kinks, The La's, The Libertines, The Magic Numbers, The Music, The Ordinary Boys, The Postal Service, The Prodigy, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, The Shortwave Set, The Small Faces, The Smiths, The Source, The Stone Roses, The stranglers, The Streets, The Strokes, The Turtles, The Velvet Underground, The Verve, The White Stripes, The Young Knives, Thin Lizzy, Tracy Chapman, U2, Undertheigloo, Vitro, We Are Scientists, Wyclef Jean, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Weezer, XTC, Above the Law, New Order, !!!, NWA, T Rex, Arctic Monkeys, Art Garfunkel, A-Ha, Morcheeba, The Zombies, The Zutons, 22-20s, 13th Floor Elevators,that was a copy and paste job.

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, Brazil, The Deer Hunter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, King Kong, Hot Fuzz, The Wicker Man, Jarhead, Napoleon Dynamite, L4YER CAK3, Blazing Saddles, Sin City, The Godfather 1 and 2, Team America, Donnie Darko (I still don't get it though), Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Pulp Fiction, Apocalyse Now, The Shinning, LOTR, Three Kings, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Warriors, Twelve Monkeys, Hot Shots, Hot Shots part deux, Edward scissorhands, the Monty Python trio, Quadrophenia, the Austin Powers trio, Ace Ventura, and many more that I can't remember watching.

Television:

I do like....The Office, Peep Show, Nathan Barley (Its well brown), Bo' Selecta!, I'm Alan Partridge, Spaced, The League of Gentlemen, Big Train, Monty Python, Little Britain, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Faulty Towers, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Biker Mice from Mars, Ripping Yarns, Roobarb & Custard, Button Moon, Lost (only drama I have eva watched!) Trailer Park Boys, Blackadder, and.....Brass eye.......Liked That? Love this

Books:

It's not that I don't like books. It's just I have very little time. I do, however, very much liked reading: The Selfish Gene by Dawkins, Genome by Ridley, The Adrian Mole series by Townsend, The Godfather by Puzo, Hitchhikers Guide by Adams, and many more.

Heroes:

Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Francis Ford Coppala, Ricky Gervais, Paul Weller, My Dog, Lance Armstrong, Keith Moon, John Lennon, Dr Davis and Mrs Hickman, Barry Scott, Marlon Brando, Robert De Niro, Micheal Palin, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam, James Prattent, Rich Westmacott, Tom Brooks, and of course my good ol' brain buddy Annie

My Blog

quizzle

Long Survey About YourselfWhat time are you starting this?: 21.34Name?: Joseph William BrooksNicknames?: Joey, bout it. Although, in my younger days, I wish my name was William Smooth. very little pe...
Posted by Joeb on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

"I sense a blog coming on"

Before I start, I like to say that whenever I meet up with James and ride (possibly dirty, possibly on our enemies) around at night, It's always an incredibly surreal and phantasmagorical evening.So, ...
Posted by Joeb on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Barcelona

Its a bit late, but i went to barcelona with my old man at the end of the school term and thought i'd put the pics up now.so, first of all, the flight was shite. I forgot i had my pencil case in my ba...
Posted by Joeb on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

Day Out

One day in December, I have forgoton the exact date, I was forced to go to a cider 'factory' in the province of west hampshire, called Burley. A took this as an opotunity to take me dad's expensive ca...
Posted by Joeb on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:08:00 PST

Just for James.

On (repeated) request form James to make one, I made a blog contain almost all the photos I have taken of Bertie and/or James (so far, I know there will be many more). So...enjoy! I won't write any ca...
Posted by Joeb on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

The GREATEST blog on earth! my 18th birthday

On the 30th November 1988, a star was born. His name, Joe. His 18th birthday, 18 years later.So, I organised a meal for about 35 of my good friends at Tonis Al Trullo in Ringwood.Here is Izac nosing u...
Posted by Joeb on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

good times, more good times (long, but good)

Just gonna fill you in on the summer, cause i didn't post anything over it.July was good. Exams over, very hot weather (hot summer, hot hot summer), and plenty of time to fuck around. Went to thorpe p...
Posted by Joeb on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

sister's diary (part deux)

This is the second part (hopefully not concluding) of the contents of my 12 year old sister's (Rosie) diary. I haven't changed a word, any spelling mistakes, she put:Tuesday, ?? May 2006Squeak! I've b...
Posted by Joeb on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:37:00 PST

THE BEATLES ARE BACK TOGETHER!

Are The Beatles back together? Yes, They are! This time it's no media nonsense, because the Fab Four, minus John, are reforming sometime next year for a reunion concert. Although Paul McCartney will n...
Posted by Joeb on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:14:00 PST

CHROMES

back by popular demand.....what a funny guy, that's chromes for you....
Posted by Joeb on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:24:00 PST