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Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™

The freaks come out at night!

About Me

ABOUT ME: hmmmmmm..... Moving back home. Enough said. MUAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA, momma di - this is gonna be fun!found this girls layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

Working out, eating, America's Next Top Model, dressing up like ANTM, applying makeup like ANTM, playing with Pooey-Bear and Lolita, traveling (once i have finances to do so,) reading, Walmart shopping, Target shopping, hanging with Paulz and my brothers and sister.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet: someone who can do my laundry for me. I hate laundry almost as much as I hate cleaning out a toilet bowl. Then I let it build up and have no clothes to wear except for painters paints and when nick says you look like a scrub at work you KNOW it has to be BAD!

Music:

Lots!

Movies:

Horror and comedy are my favs!

Television:

Naan and I can watch an ANTM marathon allllllll dayyyyyyy lonnnnnnnng!

Books:

for a "quickie" a good trashy romance novel. I have a broad base of interest for reading

Heroes:

Mom, Tia, and Paulie

My Blog

musica!

Had to change my song because Andre from work thought i was weird.  THANKS ANDRE!!!  haha  =)
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:17:00 PST

Puff Puff give, i need to live, please past that...NOT!!!

Quit attempt 3 in full effect. Sunday was the official last day of smoking.  Lets see how far I make it this time.  PS and by the way, the commit lozenges taste like cherry pepper dripp...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:07:00 PST

Zeke and Loley-Loo

Check out the new pix of Z dog and da retahd on their myspace - http://www.myspace.com/zekelola   So effen cute
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:08:00 PST

pinks son

Ever woke up with your eye gunked shut with crap and swollen up nasty?  yep, pinkeye.  thought i would share with you folks.  my deepest apologies to anyone who i have been in contact w...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

stole this one paulz...ive seen it before but its classic

DRUNK DIALING RULES - perhaps i should follow a few of these...lol lol lol 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one ni...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

the next white rapstress

Hi Kids, my last entry described the fierce competition that we are engaged in now.  it is between me (m.dot), o.b., fongoul, and NoToRiOuS B.I.G Nick --so far that is. if you want to get in on ...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

mad tite lyrics

I got some new mad tight lyrics.  we got a new point system, so i will be spittin mad more stuff to keep ahead of the game.  not like i need to try...   =)   The colts and the...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

The next white rapper and Tambourine lady

Hi kids- I have a sudden aspiration. And its huge.  I cant get the music out of my head lately.  And its mostly old school rap and new r & b stuff like ass phat.  OH and i got ...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

Zeke and Lola

The puppies have officially been AKC registered!!!  Seffa, sadly since they are no longer boyfriend and girlfriend, they couldnt be Chairman and Sayuri.  =( I pulled a piece of their home in...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST

Inbred Puppies?

I have a question for everyone.  It is a matter of ethical nature.  Because naturally no humans north of the mason-dixon would "breed" an uncle with a niece, now I must decide to fix the pup...
Posted by Merissa Lyn Cookie, Biotch™ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST