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Lazarus Clamp

About Me



We make music, and have been making it since 1995.

My Interests

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Member Since: 16/11/2005
Band Website: www.lazarusclamp.co.uk
Band Members: There are 5 people currently active in Lazarus Clamp. Michael, Andrew, Tom, John and Huw. We offer secure employment, but low (no) pay. Our most stable position is guitar player (no changes). Our most volatile position is bass player (three changes). Our ex-members are George, Kim, Guy, and Mark. We have been lucky to have very few problems with recruitment.We live here: www.lazarusclamp.co.uk.Our hero is Lewis.Two of us are picky eaters. Can you guess which ones?
Influences: Yeah so like I was saying there are 5 of us and we all like different stuff and we are just like other bands we can list em and list em and list em until you hate us even more than you think you do already, but me I grew up in the North-East of England where I was raised by punks (hence the fondness for Dead Kennedys, Nomeansno) and by women (hence the fondness for women) and it was there that I learned to love folk music, drinking and coarse, violent dancing, mostly from hanging out at North Country folk festivals (which is where the Mekons hit the sweet spot for me, I think, plus because they can read - I like that in a band - and that set us up for the country stuff that came later, too) and then there was a golden period of noisy, chaotic, creative, serious music for me (and probably some of the others too), between about 1985 and 1994, which coincided with that part of my life when 'noisy, chaotic, creative, serious' was what I most wanted to be (Fugazi, Big Black, Dinosaur, firehose, Throwing Muses, Codeine ...), and I guess since we learned to play our instruments halfway 'properly' (stop laughing at me you fuckers - I know its upside down, I know) we probably also started to enjoy playing more musically-demanding things (as opposed to, say, physically-demanding) and there are some mutual obsessions that we share (or maybe just one: Will Oldham) which are not remotely 'influences' (i.e. I don't think you can hear a squeak of Billy in what we actually do) and John and George I do like wit in music (e.g. Mountain Goats, Magnetic Fields) and some things are just great full stop (Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Waterson Carthy, Billy Bragg), and I have a soft-spot for melodrama which the others can do without (Nick Cave, Tindersticks, Tarnation) and Andrew tolerates instrumental music to a degree which I cannot understand (Tortoise, Rachels - hang on I think the kettle's boiling - oh no that's just my frustration boiling over again) and damn them, Tom and Huw and John are too broad-minded for my tastes anyway, and no one else has ever said that about John have they? And of the bands we've played with, The New Year and Richard Buckner, have been the most exciting for us. How many of those are influences? Not many. What influenced me? Having a broken guitar in my house when I was growing up, and learning to 'play' it with one string on it; having a friend - Mr R. L. Clamp - who was just more punk-rock than me, and who believed that we could be in a band even if we couldn't play; hearing Big Black's Lungs EP, and believing him; having a garage (if I hadn't had a garage, I wouldn't have been able to stack up lots of metal oil drums in there and hit them til my wrists hurt ...); meeting someone who taught me how to tune a guitar; meeting someone else - Andrew - who shared a similar relationship to the same kind of music; meeting Huw's mom, Jill, who introduced me to Huw ... Influences, my arse. This section should be headed, 'Relationships.' That's how it happens. People make music. John's embarrassing obsession with Marillion is proof that it doesn't matter WHAT you listen to. As long as its not THAT.
Sounds Like: 1 thing; sometimes repeating.2 things, but at once.The 3 footsteps you might hear, just before a kind person places a comfortingly cool palm on the back of your neck.4 short-tempered people fumbling around on the floor, trying to find the keys lost by an indignant 5th person, on a cold, dark night.6 degrees, with scant regard for Actual Maths.7 is a lucky number, apparently. We await Its Arrival.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

New blog

We intend to use the following site to keep you up to date with general Lazarus Clamp news:http://www.lazarusclamp.co.uk/Click news Lazarus Clamp on iLike - Add iLike to your MySpace
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:10:00 GMT

Spring

We expect to be in London a couple of times (like, you know to play, and not just to gawp at the haircuts). Hopefully April 17th for Silver Rocket, and a little later for Damnably.And in the meantime,...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:25:00 GMT

Well thanks

We made a few people's 'best of 2008' lists. For example:http://www.electrical.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t =40951&p=841746&hilit=lazarus+clamp#p841746http://mog.c om/blog_post/content/773/279778...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:20:00 GMT

Vidger

Searching on YouTube for 'Lazarus Clamp'  will currently locate you three [very badly framed] clips from our Wilmington Arms gig:Been Black EyedRicochets / SponYour SongThe sound quality isn't bad, an...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:03:00 GMT

December 2008

Well, thanks to the extraordinary organisational capacity of Mr George Gargan; the goodwill and great effort of Calvin Party, MJ Hibbett, and Former Utopia; the fine musical choices of Rachel and Andy...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:02:00 GMT

Change of venue for London / multiplication of events

We are now playing not once, but twice on Sat Dec 6th, in London. First an afternoon freebie at Rota, and then an evening at the Wilmington. Details below.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:03:00 GMT

Wintery return to London Bridge

We are looking forward to this. Its a Saturday night, in an accessible bit of London, and Calvin Party have been doggedly doing their own enjoyably unfashionable thing for even longer than we have. Sh...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Band plan gig. And anticipate another.

Thanks to George (who organised our sorry asses into a London gig at the weekend) we had a rather good time playing at Catch on Sunday night. There were a couple of rather amusing blips, mind - some '...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:32:00 GMT

New album out now - and PayPal added here to buy it!

Death to technicians! We are pleased to announce that we finally have a new album back from the pressing plant. It will be available on CD, from mid-April, 2008. It is called 'Death to Technici...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 23:51:00 GMT

Death to technicians!

'Death to technicians!' and 'It aint what you do its what it does to you' have both been mastered. Once the artwork is finished they will be available from Bearos Records. Best guess - January 2008 .....
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:10:00 GMT