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I work at The Napier and I loves it I do. I love Gin. My man ersy is the sex and I love him to bits. I want to pound him like yesterdays Beef.My Cat is the best cat ever. Look at the Pictures if you don't believe me.Wanna be better than oxygen so you can breath when you're drowning and weak in the knees.Ah get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, learn to dance Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Don't steal, don't lift Twenty years of schoolin' And they put you on the day shift Look out kid They keep it all hid Better jump down a manhole Light yourself a candle Don't wear sandals Try to avoid the scandals Don't wanna be a bum You better chew gum The pump don't work 'Cause the vandals took the handles.Any day now hows about getting out of this place. Any ways. Got a lot of spare time. Some of my youth and all of my senses on overdrive.Some people they like to go out dancin and other people they have to work. Just watch me now and there's even some evil mothers Well there gonna tell you that everthing is just dirt you know that women never really faint and that villians always blink their eyes that children are the only ones who blush and that life is just to dieI'll be the corpse in your bathtub Useless I'll be as stiff as a post If you hold me like a newborn Whisper what you feel My badly strung declaration To you You'll spend the end of your days Gently smiling like a newborn
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