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Jared

When are you people going to realize?---DEMOCRACY JUST DOESNT WORK!!!

About Me

im weird.

My Interests

one one hand, i'm interested in everything. on the other hand, i'm not really interested in anything.

I'd like to meet:

aliens.

Music:

Parliament, Funkadelic, Bootsy Collins, James Brown, Misfits, Rick James, Wu Tang, Dead Kennedys, Johnny Cash, Tribe, Ramones, Crass, Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, ZZ Top, DJ Funk, DJ Screw, Frank Zappa, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Jimi Hendrix, KRS-One, Sublime, Johnny Winter, alot of shitty eighties songs, whatevers on one of the Mexican stations is usually good. Man this is futile i could go on all day......

Movies:

i like pretty much all post-apocalyptic type movies- even the really shitty ones. i like kung fu movies. i like the first 30 minutes of Conan the Barbarian. stargate. anything with aliens. movies with talking animals.

Television:

these days, mostly infommercials and judge shows... i'm a connoisseur of bad tv. i also like the price is right. pretty much anything thats really cheesy with alot of bad acting. walker, texas ranger. after school specials with alot of underlying moral messages in them. i like those "the more you know" commercials. one of my favorite shows ever is the knife collectors show that comes on the home shopping channel at like 1 in the morning. those dudes are so drunk.

Books:

i only read non-fiction.

Heroes:

nobody.