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The Ultimate Sex Quiz
Lights on/off IN ORDER TO SEX ME, THE SONG SAYS TURN OFF THE LIGHTS !
Top/Bottom ON THE TOP, I RUN THIS
Standing up/ Laying Down WHENEVER A LADY MAKES THE GREENE GIANT STAND UP, I LAY HER DOWN & PUT HER TO BED !
Music on/off R.KELLY MUSIC MAKES ME DO IT ALL DAY & NIGHT LONG !
Porn on/off I MAKE THE MOVIE, WITH MY SEXY CO-STAR ( COULD BE YOU NEXT )
Guy or girl pleasured first I BELIEVE IN PLEASING THE LADY 100% FROM HER HEAD TO HER TOES THEN WHEN SHE IS TIRED I'LL GIVE HER SOME MORE .
whips/chains/handcuffs/ropes WHIPS/CHAINS/HANDCUFFS/ROPES , HELL NO SLAVERY IS OVER ,WHAT IS THIS PRISON BREAK ?
Public/Private I'LL ROCK HER WORLD , FREAK HER PRIVATE IN PUBLIC !
Sensual/ Rough SOME NIGHT PASSIONATE , OTHER NIGHTS THUG LOVIN'
Girl does the work/ Guy does the work/ Both BOTH PARTIES SHOULD PLEASE EACH OTHER , I MAKE SURE I PLEASE MY QUEEN MULTIPLE TIMES ( STEP IN MY ROOM )
Virgin/ Nonvirgin NON VIRGIN I WANT YOU TO BRING YOUR A GAME CUZ I'M OUT TO HURT SOMETHIN' YA HEARD !
Front seat/ Back seat BACK SEAT , I LOVE A FIRM ROUND TENDER JUICY THICK BUBBLE !
Girl in control/ Guy in control I LOVE A WOMAN WHO PUTS IN WORK CUZ I KEEP GOING & GOING & GOING & ECT.........
Would you.....
Kiss a person of the same sex? HELL F**KING NO !
Recieve oral? YOU DAMN RIGHT HOUR OF POWER !
Give oral? FIRST I LICK IT, THEN I STICK IT
Short Answer Questions.....
Whats your favorite position? SNOOP DOGGIE DOGG STYLE
Whats your favorite fantasy? AT THE WELFARE CENTER, ALL UP IN YA !
What do you think of 'road head'? SAFETY IS MORE RESPECTED THEN BEING A ROAD BUSTER !
What do you think of piercings? IN THE EAR IS ALL I WANNA HEAR !
What about toys? NAW , I DON'T PLAY WITH TOYS DURING BUSINESS HOURS !
Do you like your nipples being played with? I'M THE ONE WHO DISHES OUT THE PLEASURE !
Whats the kinkyest place you have done anything? MCDONALDS I HAD TO SHOW EM' WHO THE REAL BIG MAC TRULLY IS !
What body part do you love and hate on you? Her/him? I LOVE MY MIND, IT'S SO HUGE,
What do you think of costumes? ONCE IN A BLUE COSTUMES ARE ALL GOOD !
Orgies?Threesomes?Etc.? I'M THE SHOWSTOPPER/ THE HEADLINER/ THE MAIN EVENT !
What celebrity would you sleep with? TATYANA M. ALI ,I'LL BE HER FRESH PRINCE & ROCK HER BELLS EVERY YEAR !
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: LAGEE =LA.G LAGEE ANDRE GREENE
Birthday: SEPTEMBER 11, 1975
Birthplace: BROWNSVILLE,BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
Current Location: THE BOOGIE DOWN BRONX
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BALD SEXY HEADED
Height: DEPENDS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT !
Right Handed or Left Handed: I USE TWO HANDS BABY
Your Heritage: I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD
The Shoes You Wore Today: GATOR'S
Your Weakness: TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK
Your Fears: MAKING SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE
Your Perfect Pizza: WITH TATYANA M. ALI ON TOP
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
FIND ME A WELFARE CHICK !IN THE PROJECT'S SMOKING WEED
HANGING WITH THE HOMIE'S IN THE LOBBYBEGGING FOR 5, 10, OR 20 DOLLARS
SO THEY CAN GET HIGH AND DRUNK
SMOKING WEED, DUST, CRACK, COKE, CIGARETTE'S , & ALCOHOLSEX , BLOW JOB'S & GANG BANG
ON THE STAIR WELL
IN THE BASEMENT
AT THE ROOF TOP JUST TO GET HIGH,
QUIT THAT BULLSH*T LADIES
GO BACK TO SCHOOL,GET A REAL JOB, BLOW JOB'S DON'T COUNTLAGEE IS NOT HATING ON YOU GIVING SOME A**LAGEE IS SAYING DO IT WITH SOME CLASSLADIES WHO GOT IT GOING ON
INDEPENDENT , CONFIDENT , RESPONSIBLE , & SEXYCALL ...................... LAGEE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE LAGEE SAID SO
Thoughts First Waking Up: THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER LORD GOD JESUS CHRIST 4 ANOTHER DAY
Your Best Physical Feature: THE GREENE GIANT
Your Bedtime: WHEN EVER MY BODY CALLS
Your Most Missed Memory: STANDING ON LINE FOR THE GOVERNMENT CHEESE
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI HANDS DOWN, I AIN'T NO COKE HEAD
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCDONALDS IS THE REAL BUGER KING STRAIGHT LIKE THAT !
Single or Group Dates: I'M A FLIRT 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10............. BRING ON THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: TEA FULL OF ICE
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE # 1 IF IT'S NOT BLACK , IT'S WACK, THEN AGAIN VANILLA IF IT'S NOT WHITE , IT;S NOT RIGHT !
Cappuccino or Coffee: DON'T DRINK EITHER
Do you Smoke: HELL TO THE NO SMOKING IS FOR LOSERS AND PEOPLE WHO WANT CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY GET CANCER AND KICK THE BUCKET !
Do you Swear: OH YEA I SWEAR TO THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE SKY, I'LL BE THERE
Do you Sing: OOOOOOOH.................................. YEA
Do you Shower Daily: NO WAY I'M SCARED OF WATER AND SOAP AND I DON'T PLAY THAT SHOWERING DAILY CRAP, GET YOUR STINK ON, NA NA NA I'M JUST PLAYING FRESH DRESSED AND SMELLING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN !
Have you Been in Love: I GOT SCREWED, BAMBOOZLED, HOODWINKED , TRICKED, ROOKED, SHORT-CHANGED, SWINDLED, GYPED, AND VICTIMIZED.
Do you want to go to College: BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Do you want to get Married: TO TATYANA M. ALI AND IF SHE IS TAKEN THEN I'LL SETTLE FOR A WOMAN WHO IS AS SEXY AS MY BABY MAMA ( BRINA )DAMM SHE IS HOT ! OR A WELFARE CHICK !,I'M JUST KIDDING ABOUT A WELFARE CHICK, I RESPECT AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO BRINGS SOMETHING TO THE TABLE, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T DO NOTHING , YOU BECOME NOTHING AND HAVE NO SAY !
Do you belive in yourself: I LOVETH ME
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY WHEN A LADY IS RIDING ME ALL NIGHT !
Do you think you are Attractive: I'M THAT DUDE
Are you a Health Freak: I DO MY BEST TO FREAK HEALTHY !
Do you get along with your Parents: I HONOR MY PARENTS
Do you like Thunderstorms: OH WE ALL KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THE WEATHER IS WILD
Do you play an Instrument: THE HAMMOND ORGAN, THE PIANO, KEYBOARDS, THE DRUMS,AND PERCUSSIONS
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HELL TO THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRINKING IS FOR LOSERS ! DRUNK PUNKS
In the past month have you Smoked: ILL PEOPLE THAT SMOKE IS A JOKE !
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ALL MY LIFE NEVER USE DRUGS !
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I WAS FORCED ON A PRISON DATE WITH BUBBA AND DEBO ON RIKER'S ISLAND!, STUCK IN A CELL ALL MOTHER F**KING DAY AND NIGHT WITH A RAPIST AND KILLER .
SO YOU KNOW MY ASS HURTS,
SUCH AGONY,ANGUISH,TORMENT,TRIBULATION,DISSTRESS,AND MISERY, JUST A LIL JOKE FOR ALL MY FANS OF OZ, MY BABY MAMA WAS THE LAST WOMAN I DATED FROM MARCH 23. 1997 THRU OCTOBER 31, 2000. I HAVE YET TO MEET A WOMAN WHO IS READY TO COMMIT WITHOUT THE BULLSH*T.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: IN A WAY YES I FOUND SOME USED UNDERWEAR ON THE STREETS FILLED WITH SKID MARKS, SO I PLACED IT TO MY NOSE, TOOK A WIFF THEN PUT IT ON, THAT'S WHAT I CALL ROCAWEAR !( THAT WAS FUNNY ) I LOVE TO DRESS CASUAL, NICE AND NEAT.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I LIKE MY COOKIES LIKE MY LADIES BLACK ON 1 SIDE, WHITE ON THE OTHER, WITH CREAM
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELL NO , I LIKE SOUL FOOD
In the past month have you been on Stage: EVERYNITE I ROCK THE CROWD ! THANK YOU NEW YORK FOR COMING OUT TO HEAR LAGEE SING EACH AND EVERY NITE SPECIAL THANKS TO BROOKLYN CAUSE THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU SHOW LAGEE ARE IN GREAT NUNBER'S,
TO THE BOGGIE DOWN BRONX THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO TREAT NEW YORK AND HOME TEAM TO MY SOULFUL SOUND, HARLEM I THANK YOU,QUEENS I THANK YOU, AND TO LAGEE'S MY SPACE FAMILY THANK TO EVERY MUSIC LOVER WHO I MET THRU MY SPACE WHO COMES TO SUPPORT LAGEE, GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I'M TOO FLY FOR THAT
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO I LIKE THICK LADIES SO I'LL GO THICK DIPPING
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO WAY GOD SAID THOU SHALL NOT STEAL
Ever been Drunk: NEVER HAVE I DRANK
Ever been called a Tease: IN THE KITCHEN CAUSE I GOT SKILLS
Ever been Beaten up: 1 ON 1 UNDEFEATED , BUT I'VE JUMPED BY COWARDS
Ever Shoplifted: BACK IN THE DAY
How do you want to Die: AFTER SEX ON THE TOILET TAKING A TRUMP !
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A MUSICIAN / SINGER /! SONG WRITTER / ENTERTAINER
What country would you most like to Visit: WELFARE CITY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: AS LONG SHE'S NOT CROSSED EYED ! BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE GETTING MY SH*T OFF AND SHE LOOKING IN THE OTHER ROOM, WONDERING WHAT OTHER MOTHER F**KER'S ARE DOING, SO I THINK I'LL TAKE A BLIND CHICK, SO SHE CAN'T SEE ME CUMING !
Favourite Hair Color: SHE HAS TO BE EXTREMELY SEXY AND DIVINELY BEAUTIFUL LIKE MY BABY MAMA ( BRINA ) BUT AS LONG AS SHE NOT BALDED HEADED LIKE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN CAUSE I AIN'T KISSING NOR BLAZING NO WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUDE ! ..
Short or Long Hair: LONG HAIR LIKE TATYANA M.ALI
Height: A LADY WHO IS TALL ENOUGH TO LOOK ME IN THE FACE , CAUSE IF YOUR TOO SHORT THEN YOUR ONLY VALUE IS GOING DOWN AND BEING PLACED IN ALL SORTS OF POSITIONS FOR YOUR PLEASURE. ( THAT'S SOUND'S QUITE GOOD )
Weight: THICK AND SEXY
Best Clothing Style: WELFARE'S FINEST OR THE SALVATION ARMY
Number of Drugs I have taken: NEVER DRUG USERS ARE STUPID,DUMB, FOOLISH, MINDLESS, FATUOUS, WITLESS, RETARDED, OBTUSE, SENSELESS, SILLY-ASS, WACKY F**KING LOSER WHO ARE WASTING UP SPACE ON THE EARTH AND THEY NEED TO HURRY UP AND DIE , CAUSE THEY THEY DON'T VALUE LIFE.
Number of CDs I own: 800 PLUS
Number of Piercings: 1 EAR RING
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I LEARN FROM MY SH*T SO HAVE NO REGRETS, BUT GOD KNOWS I NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT WITHOUT THE LORD !
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Three ThingsThree things that scare me:
1: MAKING SWEET PASIONATE LOVE
2: DRIVING ACROSS A LONG BRIDGE HOPING IT WILL NOT COLLAPSE !
3: LIFE IN PRISON WITHOUT A WOMAN ! I LOVE BIG BREASTASIS & A NICE JUICY PHAT ASS
Three people who make me laugh:
1: DR. BILL COSBY
2: EDDIE MURPHY
3: MARTIN LAWRENCE
Three Things I love:
1: MUSIC JAY-Z ,KIRK FRANKLIN, R.KELLY, JOHN P. KEE, FRED HAMMOND, HEZEKIAH WALKER AL GREEN,LUTHER VANDROSS, STEVIE WONDER, MARVIN GAYE, MICHAEL JACKSON, JODECI, BOYZ 2 MEN, DRU-HILL
2: SUNDAY MORNING SEEING HOW BEAUTIFUL THE SAINTS LOOK ALL DRESSED UP SO FLY, SEXY, & PIMPED OUT GOING TO CHURCH
3: SINGING & ENTERTAINING THE MILLIONS OF LAGEE FANS EACH & EVERY NITE
Three Things I hate:
1: DRUG DEALER'S / DRUG USER'S / DRUNKARDS / DEAD BEAT MOTHER'S & FATHER'S /
2: WHOREMONGERS / PROSTITUTE'S / ADULTERERS / RAPPIST / CHILD ABUSER'S / FAGGOTS & LESBIANS /
3: MURDERERS / GANG MEMBERS / EXTORTIONERS / HYPOCRITE'S / & ALL LIARS
Three things I don't understand:
1: WHY PEOPLE GET MARRIED OR JUMP INTO RELATIONSHIPS KNOWING THEY STILL WANNA BE A SLUTY SLUTIE & HAVE SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT BE FAITHFUL.
2: WHY POLICE GET 2 BREAK THE LAW, SHOOT & KILL SOMEBODY EACH YEAR AND THERE IS NO JUSTICE
3: WHEN GOOD PEOPLE SUFFER 4 NO REASON YET BAD PEOPLE SEEM TO BE LIVING IT UP !
Three things on my desk:
1: HIT SONGS I WROTE LIKE WASH YOUR ASS, WELFARE CHICK
2: DVD PLAYER
3: THAT MONEY MONEY YEA YEA.................
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: PLANNING A VACATION TO MEET SEXY BEAUTIFUL LADIES AT THE WELFARE CENTER
2: PLANNING MY FUTURE WEDDING AT THE LOCAL 99 CENT STORE, NA I'M GONNA GET MARRIED AT MADSION SQUARE GARDEN !
3: SHOWIN' LOVE TO ALL MY WONDERFUL MY SPACE FRIENDS
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: TATYANA M. ALI
2: SELL MILLIONS OF ALBUMS SO I CAN FEED THE HUNGRY CHILDREN IN THE WORLD & BUILD CENTER'S EDUCATE THE YOUNG PEOPLE & PROVIDE JOBS
3: GO ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW , KICK SOME ROYAL ASS & GET MY JERRY BEADS !
Three things I can do:
1: DEFEAT ANYBODY IN MY FAVORTIVE GAME WHICH IS CONNECT 4 , THAT'S RIGHT THE CHAMP IS HERE, I'M THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, AND THE BEST THEIR EVER WILL BE !
2: SING , WRITE SONGS ,DIRECT CHOIRS, PLAY THE KEYBOARD, HAMMOND ORGAN, & DRUMS
3: COOK VERY GOOD, YES LADIES NOT ONLY I'M I BIG DADDY & RULE SUPREME IN THE BEDROOM BUT ALSO IN THE KITCHEN !
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: LOVES 2 MAKE YOU LAUGH & VERBALLY STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, BRUTALLY HONEST !
2: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MALCOLM X & STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
3: HILARIOUS, HUMOROUS, LOVABLE, & DELIGHTFUL
Three things I can't do:
1: DENY MY LOVE & FAITH IN JESUS CHRIST !
2: EVER USE DRUG'S, SMOKE, DRINK ,OR EVER BE GAY CUZ I DON'T PLAY THAT FAGGOT SHIT !!!
3: JOIN ANY GANGS FIGHTING OVER COLOR'S & TERRORITORY THAT THE GOVERNMENT OWN'S, I' M A LEADER NOT A FOLLOWER OF BULLSHIT !Fill out this survey yourself
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