I'm probably the coolest person ever. I'm very easy going, and pretty much up for anything that's thrown my way. Things happen, and you just gotta go with the flow of life.
SOME QUOTES TO LIVE BY:
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. Rather, skid in sideways, with chocolate in one hand and a glass of wine in the other, with your body thoroughly used up and totally worn out, and scream, "What a ride!"
LOVE
Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. How do you find them? Well, you forget your head and you listen to you heart. Because the truth is, there's no sense living your life without this; to make the journey and not fall deeply in love. Well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.
Does your relationship have enough humor to keep you light on your feet? Enough wisdom to know that not everyday will be perfect? And enough love to offer forgiveness and comfort? If yes, then you're probably with the right guy.
"We've taken the world apart, but we have no idea what to do with the pieces... My generation, all of our making fun of things isn't making the world any better. We've spent so much time judging what other people created that we've created very, very little of our own."
CHOKE
"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
Drunk Guy in Bar
Team America: World Police
How to make a Kelly
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
1 part self-sufficiency
5 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all. And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
I may not like Coronas, but I do like getting drunk and the description fit.
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