The Ant and the Grasshopper |
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERCLASSIC VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, buildinghis house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinkshe's a fool and ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:16:00 GMT |
Hangover Rating System |
Hangover Rating System One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still f...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:10:00 GMT |
Things to Ponder...? |
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kittylitter?If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, doeshe become disorien...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:02:00 GMT |
Worlds Shortest Books |
28. STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED by Elizabeth Taylor27. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno26. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver25. DOWN HILL SKIING by Sonny Bono24. ATLANTIC CROSSINGS OF THE TITANIC by WhiteSt...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:34:00 GMT |
Matured Reasonings |
Matured Reasonings -- What I've learned as I've matured -- I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and t...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:58:00 GMT |
Attitude |
A T T I T U D E
THE LONGER I LIVE, THE MORE I REALIZE THE IMPACT OF ATTITUDE ON LIFE.
ATTITUDE, TO ME, IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACTS. IT IS MORE IMPORTANT THE PAST, THAN EDUCATION, THAN M...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:55:00 GMT |
Grieve |
July 8 1998GrieveSome will have tears that fall like rainI close my eyes to hide the painAnd from my heart I feel disdainFor future loss when I remainBut I grieve for youAnother face with tear stained...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:25:00 GMT |
Random Thoughts |
The SunsetThe apex of the sky was like an old mans crownBut the colors beneath glowed of orange And that fiery ball of light descended like a slow moving trainacross that big blue sky canvas. Each clo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:15:00 GMT |
