The Image Front's Video Log For Web Use 1: Barn Rock
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*Disclaimer- The Image Front does not support or condone (and, in fact, opposes) fascist or oppressive governments, societies, or short order restaurants of any kind. We do, however, support the freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly, and the right to bear arms.
The Critics Agree - The Image Front is... great...
" The Image Front is a band consisting of three moonlighting DJs and a metal fucking guitar shredder. Their set at SmashandCrunch's Liars Club party last week started with the closest thing they were going to give to a ballad. A song that seemed to fit right in the space between Cheap Trick and Giorgio Moroder (which I'm guessing equals a ELO). After that, they became something that could only be described as aggro juke. With frontman Joe Vor-Tech growling, wtithing, and chanting things like "ho's don't know" over and over, the rest of the band was free to add flourishes of sirens, whistles and cowbelles like a live mashup of Rammstein and DJ Assault."- Omaphagy
"The Chinese government seems to be taking all this pretty seriously, at least on The Image Front"- USNews.com
" On The Image Front, Carnildo is doing a great job tracking faulty images" - Wikipedia.org
" On The Image Front... seven people died from consuming the pain reliever " - The Hindu Businessline
"Verses from the Bible are floating about an inch on front of The Image Front"-www.holograms.bc.ca
"Damage on The Image Front - due to the "human cost" of food-related illness" - stevedragoo.typepad.com/steves_blog/food_safety/index.html
808 State once gave an interview where they cited that they would rather hear mindless pop music coming out of someone who knew it was mindless pop music, like the KLF, than bloated overly serious music from someone else.
The Image Front has no part in that off kilter logic though. The "IF", as we like to affectionately force people to call us, is a project based on taking the deepest, most intense parts of the human condition and mapping it out so that you, your friends, your mother, your father... everyone... can follow it without asking questions or having to ask questions or even wanting to ask questions.
That's right, we have answers... all the answers.
The Image Front is also a front, pun intended, for a money laundering scheme. The music is completely an accidental outgrowth.
We do bar mitzvahs, but only bar mitzvahs.
Lastly we're fascist libertarians.*
Amen.
*with the exception of Destructo! who supports the worldwide robot oligarchy.
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