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Paul

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About Me

i thought i was a lazy person.astonishingly i actually aint that lazy.at least i haven't been recently.it is the effect i believe of being thrust at the speed of light into the middle of the sticks.a month ago i thought i'd be stewing in my own laziness enduced juices, but alas i have become an active member of the human race, and can now wake up at the crack of dawn comfortably.and i feel good.fucking good, and fucking healthy, if a little aching.but that's a minor hitch.in fact i'm glad of the pain, i feel like i'm growing again.growing pains.and i haven't had coke in a long time.cola i mean.that's impressive i must say, i used to enjoy coca cola on a daily basis.i'm still a chimny though, though it's tempting not to be when you're coughing your innards all over the floor after several laps of the field.there are lots of temptations here, it would be very easy to spend many nights feasting on farmer giles' apple orchard.but i will do my best to steer clear, i have a friend in grapes, and i can hear you through the wine.

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I would just like to add that Gemma Jones is the most ammmmmmaazzzzing person i have ever met. She rocks my socks..HA HA ON YOUR PAGE... :oP

My Interests

theatre, musicals, film, food (i DO love food), wankerish babble

I'd like to meet:

Colm Wilkinson- a true legend among men. Ken Livingstone, although he has some explaining to do. Ian McCellan, Bill Murray, Jerome Pradon, Karl Kennedy

Music:

BARE MUSIC! i like all sorts, although at the moment i'm listening to quite a lot of massive attack, the doors, JC Superstar, Christina Aguilara(?)

Movies:

Tarnation (truly a film that makes your stomach wretch with emotion), Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Oliver, Alladin, Lost in Translation, Lord of the Rings trilogy...haven't been the cinema in ages though, 'tis a shame.

Television:

TV is mainly rubbish these days.Good to see Noel making a comeback though, loving your work Mr Edmonds, i truly truly am.

Books:

I'm reading Dan Brown at the moment, i quite enjoyed the DaVinci Code but i can't decide whether he's actually a good writer or not. Harry Potter is masterful when it's nowhere near a cinema, Fingersmith by Sarah Waters is a rather riveting read. Mr Orwell i rather enjoy also

Heroes:

COLM! Four of my brethrin, combined we are a super force. Teachers, teachers are great, i owe so much to them.

My Blog

loves the jobs you hate

no sleep     high as a kite on coffee, in a familiar blogging place, the place stays the same but the people move around and form new aliances and forge new friendships and draw new battle l...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST

doomed to wallow in bathtub gin

if i don't do something soon then i'm going to fall a long way.   recently i have felt i need some sort of dramatic change in my life.i hate this country recently.we are the most watched country ...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:53:00 PST

the net closes

today, boiling hot, trapped like a sardine on the tube while some mad lady screeches to the high heavens.'tis a regular occorence.this particular mad lady is shouting to the heavens about how we all w...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:35:00 PST

ok so...

...what a bright and colourful evening of healthy debate about the turning of the tides in our world and where the human race is heading.most people it seems have the best of intentions, but they...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST

a slice of pie

once again, as is customary these days, i have been made to guzzle a rather large slice of humble pie.the portions are getting bigger and i am getting smaller, meaning my jaw has had to adapt in order...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST

the long arm of the law

well the festive period in the main has been rather a delightful time.i have felt the spirit and have been surrounded with all the love of my nearest and dearest.glory be. however, my festive break to...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

moon boots

what is it?   am i too old? is that it?are my clothes not cool enough?   hi tec isn't trendy.and has never been.i am not trendy. i didn't know about trend until i went to high school.then i ...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

my life

i don't have a lot of friends.but the friends i do have are very important to me.i'm really really shit at showing it though.ok, i will try my best to explain my actions. love is a word that i never u...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

big bernie and his hound

there is a man that  used to let me scoop up snow with my fingertip and eat it.my mum seemed to think that was a bit dirty.we used to go to the natural history museum and eat lots of sweets....
Posted by Paul on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

you gotta grab the bull by the horns

i am dirty   actually i am filthy i need a shave i might grow a moustache i've got a headache   take some ibrupofen take some nicotine take some cough syrup take it easy   my teeth are ...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:50:00 PST