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Hi, I'm Jambo. If you get this far you probably already know that. I'm 22 and I'm a barman here in sunny Durham. I wish I had a monkey, I once ate a sock and I'm a card carrying member of the National Socialist Party. Hahaha, not really, I just wanted to see if anyone actually reads this shit.
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


83%

William Wallace


63%

James Bond, Agent 007


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

El Zorro


58%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

Indiana Jones


54%

The Terminator


50%

Neo, the "One"


46%

Maximus


42%

Lara Croft


42%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? You are Lex Luthor Lex Luthor 56% Magneto 53% Dr. Doom 53% The Joker 48% Catwoman 47% Mystique 44% Mr. Freeze 44% Riddler 43% Apocalypse 41% Poison Ivy 38% Juggernaut 36% Two-Face 36% Dark Phoenix 35% Venom 33% Green Goblin 28% Kingpin 27% A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Far far too many fictional characters for my own good. It's not right i tell you. Anyone and everyone really. I'm a guy, so I'm naturally on the lookout for the mythical woman made entirely out of breasts. I don't expect her to have a myspace account though, she's too good for that. Anyone else who knows all the words to the Um Bongo song, I'd like to meet them, we could start a club. I don't think there's anyone really I don't want to meet. Except Jeffrey Dahmer, obviously...

My Blog

The Grand Old List of Hatred

Man, some things just piss me off. For instance: Pete Fucking Doherty: I know he's a smackhead, you know he's a smackhead and we all know it's a crime, but even if he stood there and offered and good ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:39:00 GMT

I found a brothel

And it's all perfectly legal. It's on the TV.I should explain.  I am a chronic late night channel-hopper. Every night until the wee hours I'll be going backwards and forwards through the mediocre...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:30:00 GMT

I fucking love tea, me

i'm writing this for no other reason then to tell you all about tea. most of you prbably know quite a bit about it already, probably more than i do. but no matter how extensive your knowledge of the g...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:20:00 GMT

Come quickly darling! My blog is finally erect!

you may well guess it from the title, but this thing has no real point. i just thought it'd be fun to pretend that blog was a victorian word for penis. ok, i want there to be a point to this, i r...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:39:00 GMT

more ninja shit

ok, i promise i'll stop going on about ninjas, just as soon as everybody does as i say, i'll go away and be happy. so, here's all i'm asking (it's not a lot), feed my horrid fetish by going here: http...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:04:00 GMT

the death of a legend

it's come to my attention today that the great steve irwin has died doing what he loved, fucking about with large deadly animals. it's sad, he will always be remembered as a right silly sod but an ent...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:53:00 GMT

Nothing to write home about, apparently

well, there's just some things a guy doesn't want to know about himself, and here's one of them.Thanks to The Wooh, I now know that I'm something of a sap in the bedroom. Oh woe is me.(I know what you...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:03:00 GMT

i've got a sodding bindi

ok, not a real one. but merely a scab on my nose that looks like one, but annoying none the less. did i have anything else worth writing here? hhmm.... i was convinced i was gonna do somethi...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:21:00 GMT

i apoligise, but confusion brings out the worst of my language

what in the sam hill is going on? i don't seem to be at all able to work this website. i don't know how but it confuses me something rotten. for instance the majestic blog, what the bloody hell is a '...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:20:00 GMT