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Jesse Alejandro and The Big Fatt

About Me

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The Big Fatt is seven people with gravy in their veins and blubber in their gums. Unlike most musical acts, The Big Fatt squirt music not from any vocal hole or din-strument, but from a grand gash across their collective gut. Watch out first row lest you leave the show with song skeet drizzled down your nose.

You can appease the Big Fatt with maidens (male or female) chained to any of the boulders surrounding its legendary DoomCave. Lacking maidens, the sacrifice of virgins, damsels, and even the occasional hapless initiate will suffice. Remote sacrifices should be mailed to 1 DoomCave Rd. , ATTN: Big Fatt Sacrificial Appeasement, JumbaWumba Woods, Monster Island A3E4446OI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/05/2008
Band Members:
Jesse Alejandro Cottrell - Guitar, Voice
Heather Sommerlad - Violin
Marie Valigorsky - Viola
Peter Ferrari- Tenor Sax
Westbrook Johnson - Trombone
Matt Scott - Bass
Matthew Ferry - Drums

Special Guests:

Adele Mori- Cello
Shawn Lovato - Upright Bass
Thomas Trono - Tenor Sax

Influences: Fat Albert, Garfield The Fat Cat, The Blob, Santa Claus, William Howard Taft, Chubby Checker, The Fat Boys, Dom Deluise, Fat Elvis, Chris Farley, Aretha Franklin, Winston Churchill, Babe Ruth, Older Orson Welles, The United States of America's Collective Big Fat Ass

Sounds Like: Sounds like a pomegranate-tinted orb of jazz venom plucking, striking, bowing and blowing itself. - Rob

OR

An over-the-hill, overweight Batman lamenting the loss of his younger, slimmer days with the fury of a life used and almost dead.

You Won't Like The Big Fatt If You Like: Fall Out Boy, James Blunt, Kid Rock, Ja Rule, or Josh Groben.

Record Label: No thanks.

My Blog

The Big Fatt featured on Bowed Radio

Jesse Alejandro and The Big Fatt were just featured on the Bowed Radio Podcast @ http: / / www. bowed. org/ 069/ 069. mp3. Dig it.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:14:00 GMT

Introducing Our Big Fatt New Bassist, Matt Scott

The Big Fatt welcome bassist extraordinaire, Matt Scott, to our hallowed mayo dripping DoomCave of obese craving. Matt at first resisted the lard laden hooks of the Big Fatt's propositions, but was (a...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:22:00 GMT

Win A Free Sandwich!!! (Deadline June 15th)

Here's the deal: THE CONTEST: Listen to our music @ myspace.com/thebigfatt. Send me a description of what you think our music sounds like. The best description wins a sandwich made in front of you or ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 20:00:00 GMT