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About Me

OK This is the Life of Jack Larner.... First things first Never Lie, Cheat, Steal or Drink = But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away!!!!!With 2008 around the corner it was time to update my profile a little bit, I am currently in the States working through my sophomore year of college. Starting at New Mexico Junior College and then transferring half way through the school year to Redlands. which is where i am today and I am currently a member of the Cougars baseball team now back to me.Im easy going, fun always laughing, love to smile, always positive, Never say a bad thing about people unless they do wrong by me,but Im a NICE guy who loves to hang out and have a good time with anyone. love to laugh and make a dick of myself, I'm always up to try new things. Love to make new friends and create new memories!!! ask the ppl that no me and they'll tell you. baseball is the biggest part of my life and has already taken me to Japan, Taiwan, South Africa, USA and all across Australia. It is my passion that drives me from day to day which you probably guessed. I have the best friends a guy could have, and they have all been there for me in one way or another. I miss them all whenever I travel!!! Well thats my life! If you have any other questions or you feel you would like to get to know me more then add me I wont bite!!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

My Interests

Ummmm really anything thats interesting!!!!

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*****Top 10 Reasons To Date A Baseball Player*****:

1) We have great hands 2) We are used to scoring no matter what base we are on : 3) We have tremendous endurance 4) We always use a glove : 5) We dont stop until the job is done, and there are always extra innings 6) We have the BIGGEST sticks: 7) We make sure we touch every base 8) We dont mind diving face first into things 9) We take the extra base if we can get it 10) We slide into home really hard.
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My Blog

You have no idea who you are!!

So many things I'd like to tell you,But I don't know where I'd start,So many feelings I have hidden,Deep inside my heart.I don't have the courage to tell you,Cuz I'd fear you'd walk away,But if I were...
Posted by Jå¢k on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:30:00 PST

My Special Girl

Your the one in my dreams at night,while stars shine and in my mind good things twine. Every night I wish to see you,to hold you and feel you. But yet these things I never show, I just want you to kno...
Posted by Jå¢k on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:29:00 PST

shotgun the front seat !!!

History Lesson:The name for the seat (or seats) adjacent to that of the driver comes to us from the American "old"/"wild" west. Aside from a railroad ticket, Stagecoach was the only means of transport...
Posted by Jå¢k on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:49:00 PST

Rules of Wedding Crashers

Rule #1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their ownRule #2 - Never use your real name.Rule #3...
Posted by Jå¢k on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

To my closest friends

Of all the friends Ive ever met youre the one I wont forget. And if I die before you do, Ill go to heaven and wait for you. Ill give the angels back their wings, and rish the loss of everything. Just ...
Posted by Jå¢k on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

Proud to be an Australian

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watc...
Posted by Jå¢k on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

My sister

My rock for which I lean onMy laughter when I'm blue,She's the one I count on mostMy sister through and through.Impartial to the words I speakAnd never judges me,The jokes and insane storiesAlways set...
Posted by Jå¢k on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

All Alone

When I lay in my room all alone,my mind takes over and begins to roam.About all the things that have passed,and all the things yet to come. I really hate to be alone,When all I want is somebody...
Posted by Jå¢k on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST

My Mother

You brought me into this worldas a fragile helpless child.I'd play around and run about;I was so free and wild.You saw me take my first steps,and heard my first little word.You saw me grow into a kida...
Posted by Jå¢k on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST