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Dan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most People suck, so I'm good.

My Blog

Sick of friends...

Wow!  Am I sick and tired of random fucking people asking to add me as friends on here.  It fills up my regular e-mail box which is already crammed to the brim from school and work.  Th...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 21:56:00 GMT

Stolen from Page 2 but wirth the read...

From the diary of ... PARIS HILTON April 4   "Don't be shy Matty!" I'm borrowing Matt's computer to write this. I usually use my Sidekick, but I lost it again at The Palms in Vegas. Matt was ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 23:31:00 GMT

What Has Our Society Come To When March Of The Penguins Is The Blockbuster Hit Of The Summer?

What Has Our Society Come To When March Of The Penguins Is The Blockbuster Hit Of The Summer?By Michael Bay Director, The Island   I've been a major Hollywood director for a long time, and I tho...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 14:57:00 GMT

O.J. Finds Killer...finally

O.J. FINDS KILLER! By ROBERT BURNS and LOLITA BALDOR, Associated Press Writers posted 1 hour, 27 minutes ago   LOS ANGELESFinally, after years of tireless searching, a triumphant O.J. Simpson ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:37:00 GMT

The strangeness of this life cannot be measured... at least with any tools I know of.

It's been a strange couple of days.  First, I find out that Steven Seagal released a music album last year that I somehow missed.  Fortunately it's still in print and I'll soon have my own a...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 22:20:00 GMT

Holidaze

If there was a Grinch for Valentine's Day I think I would be it this year.  Actually, no.  I take that back.  Valentine's Day is another day on the long list on the calendar which real...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:05:00 GMT

Teeth?

Why is it that when I brush my teeth I do a better job when the water is running?
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:16:00 GMT

Me?? Hall of Fame Class of 2006??

REUTERS Today, December 17th, 2005 - a date which will live in infamy.  Recently weve been tracking the possibility of one Dan and his chances of getting into the Beer Drinkers Hall of Fame.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:26:00 GMT

Snap into a Slim Jim???

I propose that it is in fact impossible to actually SNAP into a Slim Jim.  After finding an unopened Slim Jim on set I got to thinking.  First I thought about how much Dog the Bounty Hunte...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 19:17:00 GMT

Christmas Spirit or lack there of

I've decided I will not be celebrating Christmas this year, instead I will be celebrating Festivus.  Maybe it's the fact that it's December and I'm can still wear shorts outdoors, or that there i...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 03:54:00 GMT