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Bill

If you've found yourself here you're probably dead - sorry

About Me

It depends on which Me you're talking about. There's Henrietta, the old timey saloon wench. Prophylactis, a virile Spartan....hey I don't pick the names, they pick me. Seriously though, okay who am I kidding I can't be serious.

My Interests

My interests are varied, but surprisingly bohemian despite what my friends say about my uppity ways. I mean, you get one nose job, drive an Aston Martin Vanquish, live in a mansion, and suddenly you're labeled part of the cognoscenti. So you want a laundry list? reading (I dabble) gaming (a smidge) swimming for exercise (not water aerobics) traveling with friends (in the trunk) wine (not in a box! Shame!) meats (cat) and cheeses chocolate (if it were melted, i'd drink it instead of water) t.v. shows with an edge (did you see CSPAN last night, yowza!)

I'd like to meet:

Oprah. My sister and brother-in-law are convinced she's the antichrist, so I just have to meet her to find out for myself. I think the dead giveaway would be a 666 tatoo.

Music:

contemporary rock, not so much pop, electronic provides a beat for exorcising the fat demons, classical, jazz, talk radio (okay so there's no melody), euro trash, decades,

Movies:

Lord of the Rings trilogy, Cold Comfort Farm, Sense and Sensibility, the first Matrix, Fearless, Life is Beautiful, Memento, Pride and Prejudice, Serenity, Hitchhiker's Guide,

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Grey's Anatomy, and Top Gear on BBC America - need I say more?

Books:

"The Answers to Life"...I haven't written it yet, but I'm sure it will be a best seller when I do.

Heroes:

Idols were made to be smashed, just ask Billy.