Dinosaurs with... saddles? |
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.At least I know I'm still not COMPLETELY crazy.fuck..Stolen from Omgjeremy.com...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:30:00 PST |
The Celery God Lives! |
It's true! And if you believed him truely gone, you are a heretic, and shall have to be burned before you can rejoin our cul -I mean church. We also need donations to buy some gasoline, it's up to $3 ...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST |
HAY IMPRRTANT STUFF OVR HERR |
iT'S ASTOUNDING, i'VE DONE IT AGAIN, ANOTHER MOVIE, THAT HAS NO DISCERNABLE REASON TO EXISTS!!youtube.com/greenven0mi'TS J00R DUTY!!
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST |
The celery god lives...? |
"In death i learn nothing i did not already know. finding the light through the maze i cut through the unnecessary filth, i send the down. the lively ones crawl away, as the weak slowly die, holding o...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:12:00 PST |
True poetry. |
New Millenium Cyanide Christ:I'M A CARNAL, ORGANIC ANAGRAM. HUMAN FLESH INSTEAD OF WRITTEN LETTERS. I REARRANGE MY PATHETIC TISSUE. I INCISE. I REPLACE. I'M REFORMED. I ERADICATE THE FAKE PRE-PRESENT...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:25:00 PST |
If you hate your job so much, stop bitching about it and quit, asshole. |
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play make...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST |
Things to remember me by |
Aporcrpha: tsxts that may not be authentic scriptures. possbly planted to help commit followers. Too sacred to be read by just anyone.
Abgar V: some king who wanted Jesus to cure him of and incurable ...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:52:00 PST |
This is not a test. This is a Clown Watch. |
You heard it first on the Rick Emerson Show, (noon to 3, 970 am) Clowns will soon be taking over pirates as the kings of comedy, and your friendly humor-monger has his pulse on the comedy vein. ...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST |
CELERY GOD: MISSING! |
It's true, fellow belivers, the Celery God has gone missing. He was last seen two weeks ago, tripping out on some mushrooms he'd bought only the other day. He has not been seen since.If you have any c...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:57:00 PST |
Piss on your glasses! |
In the future there will be no need for glasses OR contacts, because in the future there will be cybernetics, and that means we can have the eyesight of owls and cats and animals like that. we will be...
Posted by Call me with your flute, baby on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST |
