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About Me

I am a self-aware arrangement of molecules stuck via gravity to a ball of rock that orbits a chemical reaction. I primarily engage myself in the art of making minute, rhythmic changes in air pressure by vibrating metal wires attatched to an array of electronic devices. In order to provide myself with the chemicals necessary to sustain my animation, I fashion ground up plant matter into gluten disks that are subjected to infrared radiation and traded for thin rectangles of cotton and wood pulp, of which I get an incredibly small dividend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can lick their elbow. Try it. I dare you.

My Blog

The legend of the orange lighter

I put up a new album on my profile, it's all pictures of an orange lighter that was stolen from me and apparently made it halfway around the world before I got it back. I was so pissed that it got sto...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Bad trip

So, I love LSD, and I took a whole bunch on Sunday night. I was having a great time until everyone else went to bed. Now, I've never had a bad trip, and I've never flipped out or gone completely crazy...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Why is myspace so complicated?

I just spent like 10 hours fixing up my band's and my personal profile, and it caused me the biggest headache I've had all fucking month! The cool thing is that I did it all myself, with none of those...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:11:00 GMT