My name is obviously Chris. I'm lazy. I spend most of my time pretending - hoping that people won't find out where I keep my secret garden of tomatoes. In my spare time when I'm not making things up, I listen to music, and obsess over t.A.T.u. I eat spaghettios without meat, because I prefer to eat my animals alive (not rly). I have some nice cats you must meet, I do say. But the addition of a pug named Sprinkles would make my collection most alluring. I don't believe in religion or PETA . I love pretense. It makes up every fiber of my being.
