That one homeless dude on the promenade holding the sign "MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY NINJAS. GIVE ME MONEY TO LEARN KARATE AND AVENGE THEIR DEATHS."
DAMN... THOSE JACKASS STUNTS JUST DON'T LOOK RIGHT WHEN I DO 'EM.
THIS IS YOUR LIFE. AND IT'S ENDING ONE MINUTE AT A TIME.
i am jack's colon. i get cancer. i kill jack.
THE BROWN BUNNY INCIDENT:
In particular, Roger Ebert called the film "the worst in the history of Cannes" to which Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader". Ebert paraphrased a remark of Winston Churchill and responded that "although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'Brown Bunny'". Gallo then put a "hex" on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film".