LOTS of CLUBBING in SF & SAC, My 69 mustang,My Bff, Outdoors, some sports, Lots of music, Having as much fun as I can, Trying to earn some money, hanging out with friends, being there for the people who need it most...
If they say eight inches I know they have six.
But for real though, just someone who can appreciate me and make me feel that im someone special to them, and whats crazy about that is thats hard to find, but a good friend is what everyone needs...
Heartbreaker Lyrics MUSIC: ANYTHING, AND I REALLY DO MEAN ANYTHING!
I like kissing it’s my favorite sport, besides the gym, kissing is a great way to burn calories. Lovers: like most things, can be sorted into categories.
There are Meek Kissers, these people, hold back they don’t always know what to do, they simply swish and swash and don’t use much of the mouth, they leave you hanging and wondering “What! I just got kissed.†This fleeting thought soon leaves and it dawns on the receiver of the kiss, or kisse. “So that’s why they paid for dinner.â€
Slobbers are the most dreaded of all kissers, these people just don’t have the experience and should be sent to school. On scholarship actually because they will never get a second date, we all personally wonder, if you can’t kiss, how will the sex be. Probably messy and unreliable. The Slobber coats the mouth with saliva, “Pass me a tissue please.â€
Then there is the Tongue. He is an advanced kisser, because using this devise and not knowing how to thrust and parry can be fraught with concern. When done right the Tongue will both suck gently on the kisses tongue and explore areas once only know to a dentist. The truly good ones will hold the back of the head and cradle it into a proper swoon.
We all agree, none of my three friends actually kiss on a hook-up, unless “the guy is really hot, or we click†Kissing is saved for lovers or people of interest. Kissing is the first step to a good boyfriend.
I’ve officially become really jaded. Men are men weather I meet them online or in a bar. All of them quite strange, yet the online fish bowl can be quite entertaining and strange guys posing as hot boys are so much more noticeable.
Top 10 worst first dates. 10. Didn’t say one word, confessed he needed “alcohol to loosen upâ€9. He’s not out, to anyone, yet, and is afraid to be seen. Period.8. He looks nothing like his online profile; he’s fifty and just forgot to mention it.7. I’m casually informed that a gift is expected on every date.6. He will only see me on weekends, he has a wife.5. Just way way way to drunk, I’m the drunk one this time, can’t hear a word he’s saying. Cute though.4. Marriage is proposed, I find out he wants three kids. Really now, why not just two?3. He makes far too many trips to the bathroom to “powder his noseâ€, when he comes out, there really is power up his nose.2. The guy shows up drunk, can’t really stand.1. He reacts to an allergy, we run to the ER.Sigh.
MTV, VH1, History Channel, um pretty much anything that would be lame to the average human.
Stephen King and his twisted shit
George Lopez, Cathy Griffin