Johnathan

Im a dog.
Golden Retriever.
I'm red like my birth mama.
I'm Irish and Spanish (Setter and Spaniel) to be exact.
I love snarfing out the window.
I love going on trips in the car.
They won't let me go out in over 80 degree weather, I don't know why.
I ate a frog once but then I threw it up.
I got a popcorn kernel shell in my eye, Mom thought I had cancer.
Mom says my teeth are crooked and I could use some braces.
Dad says No.
I spend most of my time with the rodent of unusual size: Isabella.
I love when I get to go to work with my Dad.
We go to work, run errands, and I get to growl at anyone who comes near our truck.
Some of my most favorite times are spent with Gail and Michael.
We go on hikes, walk on trails and then they let me swim in really cool ponds and calm parts of the river.
Then, because Gail says we gotta do things we don't like every once in awhile, she gives me a shower.
But, I'm a good boy and stand there willingly.
I just don't like when my mom and grandma wanna see me in the shower.
I'm in a compromising position and naked for crying out loud.
My sister knows I don't do baths.
They scare me, and I put my legs straight out and I will drown.
At least, that's what I make her think.
I'm a man, men don't take baths.