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Pussy Savalas

About Me

"As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man,
I have chalked up many a mile.
Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks,
And I've learned much from both of their styles."
--Jimmy Buffett, "Son of Sailor"
"But now it seems, I'm just a stranger to myself,
And all the things I sometimes do, it isn't me but someone else."
--Iron Maiden, "Wasted Years"
"Take me out to the black
Tell 'em I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me"
-- Sonny Rhodes, Firefly theme

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansson; Warren Zevon; George Carlin; Mark Twain; Helen; Dashiell Hammett; Bill Shakespeare; Bill Shatner; Bill Cosby; Jesus; Kristy Swanson; Robert Heinlein; Alexander (Sikandur, if you prefer); Albert Einstein; Alice Cooper; J. Michael Straczynski; Jerry Seinfeld; Drew Barrymore; The Dude; Julius Ceasar; Joel & Ethan Coen; Jimmy Buffett; Douglas Adams; Bruce Willis; Brett Easton Ellis; Mary Jane Watson-Parker; Kevin Smith; Brad Pitt; Mohammed; Robin Hood; Robin Williams; the entire Monty Python gang (with Graham Chapman still alive); Woody Allen; Moses; Claudia Christian; Leonardo Di Vinci; Kurt Vonnegut Jr.; Keira Knightley; Ric Flair; Buddha; Dave Letterman; Robert E. Howard; Homer; Homer Simpson; Zhang Ziyi; Joss Whedon; Isaac Newton, Richard Cheese.
An incomplete list, I think. Some because I admire. Some because I think they need a right ass kicking. Mostly, though its because I'd just like to have a conversation with any of these people. Or fondle their breasts... them who have breasts, that is.

My Blog

Dirty Little Secret

I have black days.Seriously.  I know you people look at me and see a happy go lucky kind of guy  without a care in the world.  But I tell you soothly. There are days when I am positively anti-social.A...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:01:00 GMT

I weep for mankind. And I don't mean Mick Foley.

Hey, y'all I know your shit's pretty emotional right now, the ecomony sux ass pretty hard and we're going to have to make some tuff decisions as a nation, some of us are going to have to give up our H...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:32:00 GMT

Clock is Ticking while Im Killing Time

Sometimes it seems my best friends are beer and Jimmy Buffett.  The beer fills my belly and Jimmy's music salves the soul.  I don't know why.I'm getting older.  I know I am.  I ha...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Two Lane Highway... Take the Middle Lane

I stared depressedly at a few bits of my house and thought that I might want to get vinyl siding.  But why can't you see quotes on the internet?  Aren't these people professionals that they ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:55:00 GMT

This Triumph of the Soul will Make You Shiver Tonight

My night started, predictably, with a six pack of expensive beer that no one else had heard of.  In this case it was Famosa the national lager of Guatemala.  What was I doing drinking Guatem...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:10:00 GMT

The Gum Bastards

Do you know what really hacks me off?Well, do you?No?  Gum chewers.  Definately gum chewers.Am I the only member of this once great nation who thinks gum is fucking repugnant? that chewing ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:36:00 GMT

A Little Zen Headed Your Way

I know, I know. Before you people say anything, I know its my own damn fault. I've known it for weeks. Months maybe. I knew what shape those tires were in before I set off to work. Shit, I've known w...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:28:00 GMT

I got my left hand, I use when my day is long

My work day is eight hours long, but the time I invest to my job is much longer.  Observe: I wake up at 6:30am every morning.  Take shit and shower then I dress and I'm out the door no later...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:20:00 GMT

There's a pretty little thing waiting for The King

Got a new job.  I'm not going to talk about it much, but its work, it pays real money, and I enjoy it.  It's a good deal, as far as I'm concerned.   Hey& I've got a new idea for all you...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 20:14:00 GMT

Mal Renolds

Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) ..> ..> Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:36:00 GMT