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Osi Umenyiora

ANDY REID IS A USELSS PILE OF CAT SHIT, I WILL FRAME HIS OBITUARY...FUCK YOU ANDY REID FUCK YOUR SON

About Me

I'm Mike Hutchinson from Springfield Pa. I graduated from Springfield High School and its been downhill since. I live in New Jersey and I work at HOLTS Terminal, its those big ass white/blue cranes you see when you drive over the Walt Whitman Bridge. For fun i kick it with my friends whenever i can get home, which isnt that often. My primary hobbies are online tournament chess, comedy writing, UFC/PRIDE, and NHL. Read the rest of my shit if you want details...For the record, no I am not a fluffer and the name of my town isnt Trashville, but my state is trash i truly despise this place, New Jersey can suck my fucking balls.Send my pics and video to your cell phone!
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My Interests

Cracking jokes and talking shit without doing nothing about it, Chess, Gym, Writing comedy blogs, dressing fresh, collecting weapons, PS2, cute chicks, and housing beers with my broke dick fat friends

I'd like to meet:

Blind chicks that lack gag reflexes

Music:

From Mozart to Cam'ronMoose's Comedy Blog

Movies:

Fight Club, Chronicles of Narnia, 300, Sin City, Saw 1,2 and 3, Gump, Troy, Inside Man, Goodfellas, Bronx Tale, Gladiator, Cinderella Man, Boys in the Hood, Casino, Domino, Snatch, Spun, Clockwork Orange, Bloodsport, Searching for Bobby Fischer, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Lord of War, Rolling Kansas, How High, X-Men(all 3), Grandmas Boy, Requiem for a Dream

Television:

PLANET EARTH, Man vs. Wild w/ Bear Grylls, Modern Marvels, Star Trek (especially Borg episodes), Ultimate Fighter, Rome, Entourage, Flight of the Conchords, Charmed, Family Guy, South Park, American Dad, Fresh Prince, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Sportscenter, anything on DSC or National Geographic Channel, Anything on Science Channel, Mail Call w/ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, fuck Law and Order, fuck CSI, fuck NCIS, and most of all fuck The Shield

Books:

PLAYBOY, Penthouse, Hustler, Plus Size inc, LIPS, BBW, Ebony Perfection

Heroes:

BEAR GRYLLS, David Blaine, Dane Cook, Criss Angel, Dana White, Fedor Emilianenko, Richard Pryor, Dave Attell, Ron White, Dave Chappelle, Larry David, Hugh Hefner, Mr. Mike Desanto and Mr. Mike Cassidy

My Blog

June 26 Blog

I'm Probably Getting ShotJust as I did in the last blog, I innovated a weak ass survey and shit all over it. As long as you faggots keep posting these ridiculous flaccid cock fucking faggot bulletins ...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:51:00 PST

I'm That Guy

I'm That GuyPreviously a friend of mine named Danielle Rose (Brian Rose's big titty sister/southern whore) posted a ridiculously gay bulletin titled "I'm that guy." Prior to reading this cum load of a...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:24:00 PST

Self Rape

    Self RapeJust like the majority of humans on this planet who eat, shit, walk, and breathe, I jerk off. I'm not unique its not disgusting, so stop saying eww you bleeding cunt fat fu...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

You Might Be From Gloucester City

You Might Be From Gloucetser CityAl right fuckers, I know its been a while since I dropped the last blog, and the past 2 have been about Gloucester City, which is my trash town filled with dropouts an...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

Gloucester City of Scum pt.2

Gloucester City of Scum pt.2 Due to the results of the first anti Gloucester blog, I've decided to comprise a second. I must take most but not full credit for this blog. Two jerkoffs Brian Rose, ...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

Slob Day

Slob Day   I love living in the United States of America and we should all feel the same way. The majority of this planet hates us because of our great gun powder filled nusack. Let somebody fu...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:42:00 PST

Gloucester: City of Scum

City of Scum I watch a shit load of television. Far too much for the positive health and well being for anyone to enjoy and expect a long productive life. But I have no choice, I live in a state I d...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

Mutants Among Men

  Yes, I'm here once again to talk about the retards, the handicap, the Siamese/conjoined twins, but most of all, those with turrets syndrome. Well any "syndrome" for that matter, but turrets i...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

Party Rules pt.2 Innocent Freshman

Party Rules pt. 2 Home of an Innocent Freshman   So far your loyal, faithful, friend has asked for 2 simple tasks that cannot possibly be obeyed if you're expecting to have a good time. He shou...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST

Party Rules pt.1 of 3

Party Rules Its always entertaining to hear the rules of the party before the party or alcohol drinking takes place. The rules are always simple but they are never obeyed because they destroy the p...
Posted by Osi Umenyiora on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST