Hiding From Adam WANT GIGS FOR THE SUMMER

"reminds my of my childhood in the highlands, before star wars
happened, but that was a long time ago, and now my career is ruined!"
- Brenda the Hut
"the true definition of a plastic bag in the wind"
-Gordon Brown
"I have been called a bastard, i could've been Robert S. Onmenhiemer!"
-A Drunk Necrophiliac
"i said fuck you nukes!"
-An Ancient Chuck Norris
"i love the warrior aspect of these dashing youthes,
they deserve knight-hood, if not a greater award"
-Oliver Gaye (local drunk-still alive)
"they're all probably better looking than me"
-David Hasselhoff
"this shit is whack"
-Barrack Obama
"very nice...i like!"
-Moustached Foriegner
"tighter than an asian 7 year-old!"
-Gary Glitter
"can touch this!"
- Mc Hammer