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AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one?

I'm the best at what I do. Thing is, what I do ain't so pretty.....

About Me

welcome. I am Azgar Axewielder!
I: love metal music, and old punk. ANd to a much lesser extent, jazz and classical, even some opera.
am a big geek.
am fat
uhm...have my Ipod with me everywhere I go.
Challenge the collective mentality.
have an interest in whatever is messed up and is truly threatening to the masses.
uhm...am a nice, jolly guy. I might be a pervert, like a lot of guys are in our society (although i'd never disrespect a female I don't know) but i'm a jolly guy. i've got a big heart, and i mean, i'm at least, idk what the word is. But something along the lines of, you can rely on me., you can confide in me.
am in an ongoing battle...and I wish to lay my sword to rest, once and for all.
Fantastically and medievally metaphorize important things in life, as you can see. haha.
I also:
Challenge the collective mentality of the masses.
Am very anti-consumer, and anti-mainstream.
Am the Music Hitler
hate most everything that is mainstream.
listen tp no mainstream music. I'm not the fag or bitch that says they're anti-mainstream, yet like fuckin' Nirvana and Alice in Chains.
oppose all religons, although I do beleieve in a high-creator.
watch porn.
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My Interests


heavy metal and true, classic Punk rock
composing music
playing guitar, and a little bass
being everything society hates
Naziism
Medieval weapons, warfare, and history
fantasy
dark,evil, supernatural stuff
Star Trek
comics
etc...

I'd like to meet:

Metalheads. and chicks. and my fellow geeks. haha.
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy VII

Music:

Metal,Black metal, Power Metal, and others. and some classic punk. my favorite bands are Manowar and the Sex Pistols.
Burzum Countess
Manowar
The Sex Pistols
Metalucifer
Ironsword
Helloween
Rhapsody/Of Fire
Luca Turilli
Ensiferum
THOR
3 Inches Of Blood
Yngwie Malmsteen
Blind Guardian
ARK Storm
Dragonforce
Dragonheart
Dragonslayer (Spain)
Fintroll
Amon Amarth
Burzum
Carpathian Forest
Battleroar
Judas Priest
Turisas
(old) Metallica
(Pre-Christ Illusion)Slayer
Satyricon
Iced Earth
The Ramones
GG Allin
Gut
Sonata Arctica
The Lord Weird Slough Feg
Lipstick Liontigers (Only The Forces And Power And Glitter And Glamour Of Rock album)
Lunarium
Subterranean Fecal Root
Deicide
(Pre-KILL)Cannibal Corpse
Six Feet Under
Belphegor
Spermswamp
Anthrax
Iron Maiden
Cellador
Madball
Sworn Enemy
Old Man's Child
Exodus
King Diamond
Mercyful Fate
Venom
Grave Digger
Annihilator (Only their 2007 album)
Arch Enemy (Only their Doomsday Machine album)
Exodus
Blastmasters
Demiricous
Demilich
Napalm Death
Biohazard
Insane Clown Posse(sometimes)
Jerry Goldsmith
John Williams
Tchaivosky
Dennis McCarthy
RIchard Wagner

COOL TILE THING COMINGS SOON!

Movies:


I am film obsessed. my favorites are...
Indiana Jones series, Bulletproof, Star Trek films, Conan The Barbarian, Conan The Destroyer, Star Trek:First Contact, Excalibur, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, the Back To The Future trilogy, Ghost Rider, Beavis And Butt-Head Do America, Half Baked, Ghostbusters 1&2, The Cable Guy, Clerks, Clerks II, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, Joe Dirt, Big Daddy, Little Nicky, Benchwarmers, It's Pat:The Movie, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura 2, Grandma's Boy, Not Another Teen Movie, Pet Sematary, Pet Sematary 2, Galaxy Quest, Final Fantasy VII:Advent Children, The Last Samurai, Tales From The Crypt: Demon Night, Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood, Reservoir Dogs, Casino, Braveheart, Goodfellas, Scary Movie 3&4, Dead Silence, 300, The Beastmaster, Army Of Darkness, Pulp Fiction, Gremlins 1&2, Spawn, The Incredible Hulk Returns, The Punisher, Last Action Hero(love it!), Bushwacked, Super Mario Brothers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles1,2 &3, TMNT(2007), Short Circuit 2, Mafia!, Mrs. Doubtfire, Night At The Roxbury, Beverly Hills Ninja, Lost And Found, Wayne's World 1&2, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey (haha), Van Wilder, Old School, The Nutty Professor 1&2, Rumble In The Bronx, The Sword And The Sorcerr, Rush Hour 1&2, Jackie Chan's First Strike, Street Fighter, DRAGONSLAYER, Alien vs. Predator, Predator 1&2, Garden State, Jingle All The Way, Jack, Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai, Blast From The Past, Robocop films, Terminator 1-3, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! films, Batman (1989), Batman: Forever, Good Burger, The Mask, Malibu's Most Wanted, High School High, The Pest, Halloween, Child's Play films, Jurassic Park series, American History X, 8 Crazy Nights, Friday, Next Friday, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Boyz In The Hood, Tales From The Hood, The Waterboy, The Mummy, The Chronicles Of Riddick, Dumb And Dumber, Carlito's Way, Encino Man, Bio Dome, Training Day, Saturday Night Fever, Eurotrip, Mr.Deeds, From Dusk Til' Dawn, Ready To Rumble ...more are added all the time. They shall go tot eh bottom of the list.

Television:

Comedy, mainly. THe Colbert Report, The Showbiz Show With David Spade, Mind Of Mencia, Robot Chicken, and STAR TREK The Original Series, The NExt Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and sometimes Enterprise. I am very fond of Star Trek. :)).

Heroes:

my freakin hero, Varg Vikernes!

"The human race is a remarkable creature, one with great potential, and I hope Star Trek has helped to show us what we can be if we believe in ourselves, and our abilites." -Gene Roddenberry, 1921-1991

These words touch me because, so often is it said, "the human race sucks, humans are awful, we must all die, etc." and this statement sees hope in the human race. this man saw good, and potential. and that is truly inspiring. Not to mention his kick ass series, it's sequels and films.

hey, just...to my ex gf, Celeste...my heart hasn't forgotten you...just know that...yeah.

My Blog

letter to her...

I still care about you...don't ever ever ever ever ever ever ever noo matter how old we are think that you can't turn to me if you need someone. :**((
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

my asshole state...

Well...I think that i have become a bigger asshole.Just...I pissed my best friend off last night. (not Celeste)and thought it was hillarious.even after she got mad and we stopped talking.i thought it ...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST

don't read unless you want to read an emotional letter

All I know is, my ex chick slash best friend, us having talked again could turn out to have been a failure. even though it was like our old times again, something never thought possible, lost in how m...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST

Golden Age of Nickelodeon videos, and a few words from me.

here's some old n..ckelodeon v..deos.BUt f..rst, let me say some stuff.THere was a certa..n "golden age" of N..ckelodeon...t occured from 1990-1995...t's pr..me was ..n l..ke 1993... don't know why bu...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:43:00 PST

Vids from a really great arcade shooter game CarnEvil

My favorite arcade shooter of all time! i like the visuals. I was inspired by htis game on some things. ...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST

If I was me now, but in the 80's.......

Patch and button-laiden denimn jacket, studded wrists, shredded jeans, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Exciter, Venom, Judas Priest, Quiet Riot, Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Guns N' Roses, Posses...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:44:00 PST

METAL ALBUMS POST

ok. here are some metal albums:Turisas-Battle Metal Dying Fetus-War Of Attrition (or something) Exodus-Shovel Headed Kill Machine. Note: you have to wait an hour before downloading anything else off ...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

about the episode.

today I feel no...none of last night's episode left. i suppose i've cried it out.......for now.Everyone should check out Manowar's live version of Gates OF Valhalla, off of their Hell On Stage Live al...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

The Element OF Hatred

What a strong hatred,poisoning my soul.too much is flowing through menothing can make it go.I'm engulfed in hatred,my soul is being drowned in a lake of itI forcefully force the knifehatred growing st...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:33:00 PST

A Twist In The Myth Reveiw

Ok. I read some talk of the album A Twist In The Myth by Blind Guardian. and I had alot of thoughts, so I decided to write a blog entry about it.(I read that reveiw on Blabbermouth)Ok, one person said...
Posted by AZGAR AXEWIELDER.caller number one? on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST