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Lonnie Jam

Goal oriented self-destruction.

About Me

I sleep. "He who loves not wine, women and song, remains a fool his whole life long." -Martin Luther 1777

My Interests

Tall tales...tall tasks...tall orders...tall women...Bonnie.

I'd like to meet:

Behemoth.

Music:

The Mother Fuckin' Millionaires

Movies:

The Last Waltz

Television:

30Rock

Books:

The Master and Margarita

Heroes:

The Edge, Bernie Williams.

My Blog

Papayas!! well?

Why has no one commented on my papaya experiments? I ate an entire papaya last week and the results (see prev. blog) were identical. Has anyone tried this? And don't forget they are extraordinarily...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Papayas : wonderfruit

Properties: It is a sweet fruit. Usefulness: It is a good laxative and stimulates digestion. It is an energy giving food Ripe papayas are not only a treat for the taste buds, they contain papa...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No way....

So, it's about that time of year when I am going to get sick. My sinuses are starting to bother me, which is going to develop into a full blown sinus infection in a couple of days. So tonight I deci...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I freely admit I have a problem...

At http://www.asiazine.com/identity/idn05021.htm I took one of those quizes to see how angry an Asian i was, and they were pretty spot on. I have a problem... "On the Angry Asian Scale, you scored 9...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how to eat fish head...

While in Hong Kong my family went to a restaurant specializing in fish head. Now I'm sure some of you are vomiting as you read this, but the paper placemat from the place has some words of wisdom for...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 days in the studio....

and all i learned is that exceeding the USDA recommended amount of fiber in your diet leads to maximum amounts of pooping, minimal toilet paper usage, and increased toilet clogging. It's boss. Oh, a...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

morning commute...

This morning there was bit of a back up on the FDR northbound. I see a slow moving vehicle and there is a bit of space ahead of it, so i first assume that the car is the cause of the congestion. I ...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've been to the future and back...

For those of you that don't know, Hong Kong is 13 hours ahead. I've been to the future and back. The future is filled with chinese people and white people who are running scared. I've seen chinese ...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy new years

Just got back from 3 weeks(23 days to be precise) in Hong Kong. 3 weeks full of fun, stress, love, madness, arguing, dancing, drinking, smoking, eating, singing, golfing, shitting. I had a good time...
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

come and visit me!

Lam is in town for 3 weeks, come and hang out, this will be your last chance for the year 2004.
Posted by a boy named crow. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST