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JOHNNY DELAWARE

Red bull makes your dick act crazy

About Me

Life's not that bad. If you don't get it, stick your toe in your butt. I also have a HUGE MIDGET FETTISH -- I love those pigs in a blanket!!! Everybody should use their tiny little fingers as appetizers throughout the world.

WHORE ME:

Johnny:)

Johnny Delaware hereby welcomes you to the experience of all experiences! If you like the world of migetism and as well as mentally emotionally && phisically, check out Johnnys website on my spaceeee :)

its gunna make you want to puke in your own mouth poop in your own pants, make you wear a chinese slingshot or a banana hammock && actually eat real CATS N DOGS!!!!! < from chinaaa >

&& the special delicy of some dumb dog kabobs.

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please??

since your done, check out his videossss :) < they are the shitt. >
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A WHORE CODE IS, YOU SUCK AND ASK THIS GIRL.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BRIDGETTE THE HOT LITTLE MIDGET, AS WELL AS OTHER LITTLE HOTTIES INTERESTED IN ROLE-PLAYING (KEEBLER ELVES, OOMPA-LOOMPAS, LOLLIPOP GUILD, MUNCHKINS, SANTA'S HELPERS).

Music:


music video code by ..
h.i.m. - wings of a butterfly
Bands I am totally into include: Corrosion of Conformity, Clutch, Turbonegro, Led Zeppelin, H.I.M., CKY, Johnny Butt Noodle and the Furious Chicken Paste (MY BAND!!!), Kyuss Fu Manchu, etc

Movies:

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Time Bandits, Wizard of Oz and anything about the wonderful world of midgets.