~and time for friends. | 
Dancing two nights ago to this...  Then babysitting this little punk ass schmookums...   Then a mini-session of drunk/recover... And then: Smoked beer-can chicken bbq.  Asparagus w/ olive oil & sea sa... Posted by  on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:08:00 GMT | 
So back when Bush was @ 19% approval and Barack was damn close to the Dems demigod... | 
I fought off nightmares from the morning, I bought gifts for good friends, I wooed a child with funny faces, I got back in touch w/ an old friend after some time of embarrassed silence, I wrote off a ... Posted by  on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:27:00 GMT | 
Google History is a useful tool. | 
So, um, FUCK.I was checking out the newish Google History Application, and soon became rapt. I mean first of all, it's a fascinating concept! You can discover and track your search/browsing trends, ge... Posted by  on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:24:00 GMT | 
My prefered future. | 
So after three months of WTF? I FINALLY get to fill out an application for my dream job, (perhaps they had too many applicants the first time around? I WAS warned.) Here's the call & response:"16. Fin... Posted by  on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:34:00 GMT | 
Vice Magazine just sent me a (Spam?) request for drunken stories. | 
Here's a story about being 17 & redrunkulous. I'd very recently escaped from a Baptist boarding institute in central Kentucky by manner of deceit & slight of hand. My best friends hadn't been so lucky... Posted by  on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:13:00 GMT | 
I, Revisionist | 
Ugh, I just finished the much needed deletion of the numerous drunken rants & unfinished rambling stories over the last few years. I killed the other blog, too. Wacky- someone snatched the old domain ... Posted by  on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:10:00 GMT | 
Pressing Reset on Life | 
"It's like Goonies!" I hear Pilar yell out."This was all worth it!" B shouts.Amanda had found the first camping spot, layed down her backpack to claim it, and sprinted to the beach. I wasn't far behin... Posted by  on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:10:00 GMT | 
Simone = Fuck Texas. Part Eight | 
I had a dog, half beagle, half dalmation, half not good w/ fractions (OH! The Sneeze. Holla!) who I named after Nina Simone, and was absolutely positively no-denying my bestest friend in life. I've be... Posted by  on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:57:00 GMT | 
Stop it. It's just not healthy. | 
Dear Adrenaline System,
How's it going? Cool here, 'cept for a mild case of the shakes & whatnot -but whatevs, life's good. Hope everything's cool w/ you! Hey I don't think I've ever thanked you fo... Posted by  on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:02:00 GMT | 
"..." Would like to be your fr- DENY! | 
So these assholes just carpet bombed everyone in Seattle with a MySpace account in an ill-advised attempt at blowjob aquisition. So, it goes without saying, they suck. Also, they're a band ~ergo~ they... Posted by  on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:02:00 GMT |