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DJ

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About Me

  • I enjoy lots of things ...tomatoes, big collars, stories, invitations, etc.
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    ~and time for friends.

    Dancing two nights ago to this... Then babysitting this little punk ass schmookums... Then a mini-session of drunk/recover... And then: Smoked beer-can chicken bbq. Asparagus w/ olive oil & sea sa...
    Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:08:00 GMT

    So back when Bush was @ 19% approval and Barack was damn close to the Dems demigod...

    I fought off nightmares from the morning, I bought gifts for good friends, I wooed a child with funny faces, I got back in touch w/ an old friend after some time of embarrassed silence, I wrote off a ...
    Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:27:00 GMT

    Google History is a useful tool.

    So, um, FUCK.I was checking out the newish Google History Application, and soon became rapt. I mean first of all, it's a fascinating concept! You can discover and track your search/browsing trends, ge...
    Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:24:00 GMT

    My prefered future.

    So after three months of WTF? I FINALLY get to fill out an application for my dream job, (perhaps they had too many applicants the first time around? I WAS warned.) Here's the call & response:"16. Fin...
    Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:34:00 GMT

    Vice Magazine just sent me a (Spam?) request for drunken stories.

    Here's a story about being 17 & redrunkulous. I'd very recently escaped from a Baptist boarding institute in central Kentucky by manner of deceit & slight of hand. My best friends hadn't been so lucky...
    Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:13:00 GMT

    I, Revisionist

    Ugh, I just finished the much needed deletion of the numerous drunken rants & unfinished rambling stories over the last few years. I killed the other blog, too. Wacky- someone snatched the old domain ...
    Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:10:00 GMT

    Pressing Reset on Life

    "It's like Goonies!" I hear Pilar yell out."This was all worth it!" B shouts.Amanda had found the first camping spot, layed down her backpack to claim it, and sprinted to the beach. I wasn't far behin...
    Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:10:00 GMT

    Simone = Fuck Texas. Part Eight

    I had a dog, half beagle, half dalmation, half not good w/ fractions (OH! The Sneeze. Holla!) who I named after Nina Simone, and was absolutely positively no-denying my bestest friend in life. I've be...
    Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:57:00 GMT

    Stop it. It's just not healthy.

    Dear Adrenaline System, How's it going? Cool here, 'cept for a mild case of the shakes & whatnot -but whatevs, life's good. Hope everything's cool w/ you! Hey I don't think I've ever thanked you fo...
    Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:02:00 GMT

    "..." Would like to be your fr- DENY!

    So these assholes just carpet bombed everyone in Seattle with a MySpace account in an ill-advised attempt at blowjob aquisition. So, it goes without saying, they suck. Also, they're a band ~ergo~ they...
    Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:02:00 GMT