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Danamalech

fuck you! that is what i say!!!

About Me

Find me on MySpace and be my friend!me??? well lets see, i work, i go home, i shower, eat, shit, shower, shave, shower again then, i put on my intergallactic space suit and travel the galaxy searching for the godamn underpants gnomes that take my shit from the fuckin dryer!!!! you bastards cant hide forever!!!! ill find where you live and burn your fuckin house down then hose you off with steamin llama diahrrea you piece of shit!!!! anyways..... yea ill just leave you with that.I am a very simple form of the biggest dickhead you will possibly ever meet. if i dont like you, dont worry about it asshole, ill make sure you know about it. ive noticed that every time i come on this page, more and more people have gotten dooped into this digital portal. this, this myspace thingy doo. i mean why do we sit here cooking our young brains for hours on end? this is like a drug. a digital, "crack" if you will. obviously, as stated above, i am no stronger than these people. and by these people i mean YOU. your just as guilty as the rest of us, so dont bust my balls, there already crushed. this has to be the single most reason why people dont go out of their house. if you think about it, no wonder why everyone around us is getting fat! we got digital crack over here! "no need to leave the house today, fuck all of your appointments, and fuck your schedule, just stay right here and go onto myspace". and the reason why is, that there is always somebody else on to help suck you in. " i could be taking a nice healthy shit right now, but no, im gonna pucker it up untill there is nobody else to talk to". is this what we have truley become? all these people afraid to leave their computers? to shit? i dont know. maybe you lovely people can help me out.... i love...uhhm my balls
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My Interests

well it goes without saying, i like to play my drums....... so fuck off thats it!!! why do you care so much about what i like???? what do you like??? keep in mind, like you i dont give a flying sea gull shit. my life consists strictly of inconsistancies!!!! wow!!! holy shit!!! im just like you huh?? big friggin surprise!!! i enjoy simple things like my band, fecal fingerpainting, giving the dirty sancez, and kicking nuns. my life isnt too much different than yours, exept my balls are just bigger, of course. but balls aside, im nobody special, just another mindless zombie conforming to the evil ways of the powers that be. goddamn it......... brother butch, in his true form.. ohhh randall, you poor poor man...... what have you done?

I'd like to meet:

maybe if this text wasnt on top of my profile, you wouldnt know who id truley like to meet. so my question is, does that mean that you dont even care who id like to meet?? perhaps, or maybe your just a nosey shit who would accually make the effort and look around to find out. in any event, my conclusion shall be that you truley dont give a shit, so then i dont give a shit. better now??? now we can all not give a shit together!!! much much better..... MyGen Profile Generator

Music:

FUCKIN DEATH METAL U PUSSY!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE METAL, YOU MUST BE A PUSSY!!!!! METAL IS THE WAY BITCH!!! DONT FUCK WITH IT YOU DAMN 50 CENT LISTENING TO MOTHER FUCK!!!!Just to name a few....

Movies:

henti fuck films, german shizer videos, barney & friends.

Books:

ok..... i tried... this ones kinda freaky....

Heroes:

if id have to go with anybody, id have to say pee wee herman, you know why? because he just didnt give a shit.... he did what he felt that he had to do... and he didnt care if anyone was around lol and uhhhmm..... oh yea!! bud dwyer too! nice aiming dipshit!

My Blog

why me?

ive noticed through life, that whenever i go out to a resturant, or an outing of any sort with food at its festive location, that IM always the person who gets a friggin hair in my food. now im not at...
Posted by Danamalech on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST

wasted art

yet again, i feel compelled to write. but about what you may ask? well today children, i write about........... the tantalizing effect of stepping in dogshit. ok, so ill admit, not too much of a sensu...
Posted by Danamalech on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:48:00 PST

i hate time wasting assholes

theres nothing like someone who poses as a friend.... ive recently encountered a musical sucubus folks... for months now, randall foss has been in anamalech, having us teach him music, writing new mus...
Posted by Danamalech on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

ok, now james sux!!!

let me start off by stating a simple fact, james is gay.... yes bravo to you in your epic comment battle, but you are now, and shall always remain, a friggin twink loving pillow biter. my auto grave y...
Posted by Danamalech on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:16:00 PST

Star Wars SUCKS!!!!!!

do any of you have a friend who is obsessed with star wars? i do, a couple of them. just by that line, most of you know who they are... let me start by saying, star wars is gay. i just dont see how so...
Posted by Danamalech on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:58:00 PST

getting duped.....

is it really that hard to put up your pic on myspace???? i mean, not hard altogether, but oh i dont know, maybe a REAL pic of what you look like? it must be... because all i see lateley, are lies! vis...
Posted by Danamalech on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST

testing on woodland creatures...

why do we test on animals? why do i care why we test on animals? maybe we test on them because senior citizens arent quite ready to give it all up quite yet. i mean sure, they shit themselves and all....
Posted by Danamalech on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:02:00 PST

public nudity and/or indecent exposure

theres something that im confused with here... public nudity... why cant people just walk around naked? isnt it the way we were made? even though some to most people dont deserve to be naked due to th...
Posted by Danamalech on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST

stupid fortune cookies and other loveley things

ok, someone here is an asshole.... i ALWAYS without fail get the most obscure fortune cookies.. not only do they not make any sense, they partain to absoluteley NOTHING in my life. who makes these? do...
Posted by Danamalech on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:45:00 PST

people who eat wierd shit........

ok so tell me... do you eat pigs hooves? pickled lamb eyes? sheep tounges? cow testicles? jeez... i didnt think so. i dont either, so dont worry. so  i do understand that yes, they are considered...
Posted by Danamalech on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:19:00 PST