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Tuomas Homopaimen

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm an ocean soul. I am here to share with all of you, dear mortals, a bit of my salty (someitmes a bit icky) water. Yes, I am an immortal or did you think that the fact that I look like Dracula is just a coincidence? My real name is Tuomas Homopaimen (trans. from finnish: "gay sheperd"), but cause I need to sell my beautiful chest in music videos and make the young(but not too young!) girls fall for me, I needed to change the name for Holopainen. My interests in life is reading the english dictionary and find words that no one knows (including me and my personal cellar slave mr. pinky), and then do a mix between the words and then....poetry comes from my escapist soul...from the deadboys's heart. Now I will leave you all with this words."Jacob's ghost for the girl in white, blindfold for the blind, dead siblings walking the dying earth"

My Interests

I like to run naked after men with a sock covering my pendulum.

Music:

Nightwish. And i really much enjoy the sound of twenty nude men spanking eachother in a sauna... with some birch;D

Movies:

Lord of the Rings. Bambi, Cinderella, bernard and bianca, Lion king and other stories that make my soul weep when i watch them...

Television:

I do own secretly a tape with all the Baywatch scenes with David Hasselhoff.

Books:

English dictionary and HIM cd-booklets.