Hi there. My name is Phat Matt. Originally, I wanted to be a male model but that didn't work out. I guess there is such a thing as being to good looking. You might remember me from ESPN or the Spokesman Review. I used to be a baker until I realized how gay it was to be handling buns all night long. Lived in Vegas for a spell & partied with famous people you'll never meet... trick ass marks. Now im a bum in the western side of the state.
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