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vonzell

About Me

things were never easy for me. i was born a poor black child. i am addicted to avacados, comics, and yoga. i think a good life involves being tan and not having to wear shoes too often. i live way too far away from my family and miss the redneck ways of my people. the most romantic thing that has happened to me in five years is getting felt up by my yoga teacher. it was awesome.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

homer simpson, will ferrell, millhouse, chevy chase, and howard zinn. oh and also lyman sheets.