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Donnie

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About Me

People always put stuff in this section like:"I'm fun loving." Come on! Who dosent love fun? I mean everyone has a different idea of what is fun. To some it may be getting high on the couch and watching harold & kumar go to white castle. Others might find it fun to clean the lent out of the dryer and make little fuzzy bunnies or somthing. My point is that everyone loves "fun" thus everyone is "fun loving". Well not me. I hate fun! I sit at home all the time watching tv thinking "this is so not fun filled" and I hate every hour of it. Why do I keep doing it you ask? Well nothing better to do and I dont want to turn into one of those "fun lovers""I have a good sence of humor" Well again...who dosent. I mean like who would just come out and tell you "I have a bad bad sence of humor"? Well I will tell you who. Me..."I have a bad bad sence of humor". I like it when people get hurt in the name of comedy. I love looking at midgets and thinking what they would look like riding a little pony with a funny hat and assless chapps. I like taking a funny joke and just killing it by taking it just this side of offensive. People get offended to easy theese days. I like it when people get pissed off.So I guess to sum it up. I am not fun loving and I dont have a good sence of humor. Yep thats me.Nifty quotes:"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning for others.""If you do not change your beliefs you life will always be this way.""You don't win silver, you lose gold.""We are born naked, wet, and hungry, then things get worse.""There is no such thing as right or wrong, only consequences.""Some people spend their whole life waiting for the storm And never enjoy the sunshine.""Yeah just 'cause you are hung like a moose dosent mean youve gotta do porn."

My Interests

Midgets

I'd like to meet:

Makaveli...or that guy who looks just like him. Oh and the guy who shot JFK. If you are out there dont worry I'm no rat. I would also like to meet Muhammad Ali, or Cassius Clay they were are my two favorite boxers. I wonder who would win in a fight? The only people I am looking to meet on myspace are: fake people, liars, and online predadators. I think all these people are to often shunned by the myspace community. That makes me sad.
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Music:


Books:

Why do men have nipples, Worst case scenario's, Hitchhikers, I hope they serve beer in hell.

Heroes:

Me! That's right! I am my own hero. Why do people have to suck up to people in this spot? I rock! I wouldn't change a thing about me or my life. I am one of the only people I know who isn't fucking up their life.

My Blog

Things you all should know

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked som...
Posted by Donnie on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:49:00 PST

I dont know....I like it.

But aren't the walk people white? I think they changed it as to not make it look like it was the honkeys vs the indians. ...
Posted by Donnie on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:28:00 PST

ode to dirty towel

Dirty towel you are wetBut I am wetter than youYour use makes me smell---- (I should have stopped there)Dirty towel on the floorI can use you but you smell like a whoreI looked for a fresh one but the...
Posted by Donnie on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

Wish me luck bitches!

8 hours... ...
Posted by Donnie on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

Fuck you!

Ok so I want to send a big "FUCK YOU" to all those who put out those posts saying blah blah blah if you dont repost this you wont ever get laid again, you will be unhappy for 5 years, a baby will die,...
Posted by Donnie on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

Tips

Ok so I dont mean to come off as some selfless ass hole (if you know me then you know better), but... Tonight when I was on my home I stopped off at the local Taco Bell.  I was a car back from so...
Posted by Donnie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

You know...people should tell me these things sooner

You do learn somthing new every day. Its to late for me but if this video can save just one guy then I have done my part....
Posted by Donnie on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:31:00 PST

The truth

Girls always say they want the truth. The truth is they don't. ie.:More Videos At DrunkenDelight.com...
Posted by Donnie on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

another reason I like panic @ the disco

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Posted by Donnie on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:13:00 PST