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About Me

I run a few blogs...
My regular blog: http://another-lame-blog.blogspot.com/
My Kenya blog: http://kenya-hear-me-now.blogspot.com/
My dog's blog: http://wicketthedog.blogspot.com/

"I'm like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating. Then you hear it a few times. You're humming it in the shower. By the third date, it's 'Buy Mennen!'"

I have a compulsive need to sing along to commercials. I think coconut is pretty much the most disgusting flavor in the world, next to mango. I dance nonstop. I sing even more than I dance. (Not particularly good at singing or dancing, but that doesn't stop me.)I could eat sushi 3 times a day and never get bored with it. I have my finger on the pulse of everything...just ask around ;) And I'm in love with a carpenter.

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My Blog

Dear Kerr Avenue McDonald's

Dear Kerr Avenue McDonald's Okay, this is a quickie here this morning...Topic: Implied CondimentsRant: Seriously, a human being should never, EVER have to ask someone at a fast food restaurant if they...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:25:00 GMT

The Summer of Cellulite

New blog up and running at http://another-lame-blog.blogspot.com/Holla if your jean size is a double-digit!
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:03:00 GMT

Aging Like a Fine Wine (that you don't get carded for)

Okay, I am only a month into being 26 years old, yet my body is acting like it is in full senior-citizen mode.While sitting at work a few days ago, I was running my fingers through my hair, when somet...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:54:00 GMT

Just Call Me "Phoenix"

So, never a dull moment in the life of Andy.Sunday I got back from my fabulous vacation week of Do Nothingness on Ocracoke. It was exactly what I needed&a full week devoted to scribbling in journals...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 19:20:00 GMT

Flinging Poo

New blog up called "Flinging Poo" at my blogsite, Another Lame Blog. Check it out. -Cellulite and Tell You Right, Andy
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:53:00 GMT

Your Epidermis is Showing

Your Epidermis is Showing Well, here it is. "Fashion" (using the term extremely loosely here) has taken a giant nosedive into a rotting pile of skanky laundry.Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce yo...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:56:00 GMT

Beastiality, Cannibalism, and Men Who Eat Meat

You can find the original posting of this at http://another-lame-blog.blogspot.com/ There are quite a few commercials out there right now which seem completely ridiculous to me. I find myself sitting ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:30:00 GMT

To my niece Harper, on her 1st birthday

I wrote a poem for my niece almost a year ago, when she was first born. Now that she is a year old, I figured it was time for a second installment... To my niece Harper, on her 1st birthdayYour life i...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:42:00 GMT

Hives, Bling, etc.

Yo. So, I've been AWOL lately, and I thought I'd give my readers the standard boring update... Travels: Went back home to Baltimore for a week. It was cold. And traffic-jammed. But I got to see ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Dear Technology: I love you!

Family and Friends: I wanted to send out an update for a couple of reasons. First, to thank those of you who have been so gracious with your support already. It has touched my heart so...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:23:00 GMT