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EViL KiMnEViL

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About Me


Your Stripper Song Is
I Touch Myself by The Divinyls
"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"
A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper! What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Hair Should Be Pink
Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.
You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?
What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You
You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours.
You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very awesome dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style.
You often wonder if you are normal.
In relationships, you are practical and realistic. You have a romantic side, but you only let it out when it's appropriate. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

My Interests

playing outside, making boys cry

I'd like to meet:

people, the love of my life, Ben Folds, God

Music:

Counting Crows, Ben Folds, lIve, The Nadas, DMB, 3eB (Third Eye Blind), Jack Johnson, Eminem and Snoop DoGG because they're my baby daddies

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, GOSH, IDIOT!Harold&Kumar,A Night at the Roxbury,The Big Lebowski,Joe Dirt

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, pretty much only adult cartoons ~ and my own hit series Kimpossible :)

Books:

No thanks, I already have one.

Heroes:

Kimpossible. And Jesus, he's my homeboy :)

My Blog

My favorite 'joke'...I've tried a few before...

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator     1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers. 3. Grim...
Posted by KiM on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:44:00 PST

Chuck Norris...Frickin Hilarious

Top Thirty Facts (Only facts with 50 or more votes count) Fact # of Votes Rating Fact # of Votes Rating All women love Chuck Norris because the mere thought of his beard creates an explosion o...
Posted by KiM on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST