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John

I am here for Friends

About Me

WILL WORK FOR FOOD!..............or hookers........

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
- Red Green

My Interests

Cars, shooting pool, football, basketball, watching tv, blah, blah, blah...

I'd like to meet:

chicks who aren't crazy

Music:

whatever...mostly rock

Movies:

Forrest Gump
Gone in 60 Seconds

Television:

Conan O'Brien and whatever else that's interesting .. ..

Books:

Books? what are those?

Heroes:

The Tick
Survey About Myself
Name?: John
Where were you born?: Good ol' Wichita Falls
Piercings?: 1
Favorite foods?: Fried catfish, oysters, french fries, double cheeseburgers, fried chicken, the list goes on...
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Pffft
Favorite resturant?: the Oyster bar, texas roadhouse
Favorite sport to watch?: Football!
Favorite drink?: there's too many
Favorite ice cream flavor?: don't eat much ice cream
Favorite fast food restuarant?: McDonalds and taco bell
Whom did you get your last email from?: The penis enlarging ppl
Bedtime?: anywhere from 11 pm to 6 am
Favorite TV show?: The George Lopez show is funny and i like the office
Do you have a crush on someone?: yup
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: yeah...i saw my 2nd grade teacher's boobies....
Do you smoke?: nope
Do you drink?: yup
Are you ghetto?: diversify yo bonds nigga?
Have you ever been slapped?: on the face, no....on the ass, yes
Are you shy or outgoing?: shy
Do you shower?: why wouldn't i?
Do you have a social life?: when i'm in the mood to drink....which is always...and when i have cash....which is never
Do you like to dance?: when no one is looking
Have you ever been out of state?: yup: OK, NM, AZ, NV, CA
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: nope!
Are you spoiled?: far from it
Have you ever been dumped?: yup
Who do you look up to?: tall people
What do you want pierced?: nothing else
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: no..
Have you ever been played?: like a gameboy....
Have you ever played anyone?: nope
How do you vent your anger?: i don't get mad much
What do you want a tattoo of?: not sure yet...
What does your most recent crush look like?: she's cute...
Whats her/his name?: can't say....
Are you rude?: no ma'am
Are you flexiable?: i don't think that's a word.....but..sure
What is your heritage?: super pimpness
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: i'd starve to death
When was the last time you were drunk?: i forget
When was the last time you went on a date?: a billion years ago
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: how much per minute do you charge? lol
Are you the romantic type?: i can be
When was the last time you threw up?: i threw up in the locker room after working out the other day....:(
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: either...i'm not picky
Have you ever messed someone up?: i beat up a kid in the 2nd grade...i knocked out his teef cuz i'm a bad mutha
When was the last time you were at a party?: hmmm...couple weeks ago....i whipped it out and took a whiz in front of everyone... :(
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yup....bastards
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i'm shy
What is one of your good qualilties?: i'm reliable
Would you marry for money?: nope....i'll be rich one of these days
What do you drive?: '07 Xterra...oh yea
So?: what?
Well?: banana
Would you ever bungee jump?: yeah...sounds fun...rather go sky diving though
What is your worst fear?: snakes on a plane?
Do you like cows?: i like to eat them....
If you were to die today, what would you do?: how would i do anything if i'm dead?
Do you like to party?: sure
Would you ever dye your hair red?: i'd look even stupider than i do now
How many languages can you speak?: 1.5
What time is it?: 5:09....

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Posted by John on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:30:00 PST