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About Me



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I smoke too much. I write songs and play in Happy Birthday . I contribute a weekly segment to ExtraLife Radio . I say "seriously" a lot. My life is downloaded on BitTorrent. I write arrogant self-descriptions on social-networking websites that make me sound better than I really am. I am mysterious and tortured. I killed Aeris. I read Pitchfork.

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I'd like to meet:

Drunk horny college co-eds with tits on their asses.

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Phoenix Wright: ACE ATTORNEY

My Blog

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I've recently started contributing a weekly music segment to one of my favorite podcasts, ExtraLife Radio w/ the fucking coolest of the cool, Scott Johnson.CLICKHe also does Final Score as well as the...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:01:00 GMT

What's up new Gamestop employee?

Not much, how's it going?w00t!(kek 1337 ownsauce etc)
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:18:00 GMT

My First Mount

Finally! Three days of grinding has culminated in a phenomenal sense of accomplishment, three seconds in duration, and quickly replaced with a terrifying void of emptiness.RadionesiacLevel 40 Human Wa...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:12:00 GMT

You learn so much about people when you use mass-friend-requesting bots.

Let me preface this by saying that if I have added you within the past couple weeks, or you get an add from me at any time henceforth, it's not because I know you or necessarily want to. Not that I ne...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:15:00 GMT

Did you sing on-stage with the Wrens?

Really? No? That's unfortunate, because tonight I did.I don't want to come out and say that I'm awesome but...y'know.Pics and video to come, god willing.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:32:00 GMT

Does this make me gay?

So yesterday my mother, bless her black and lifeless heart, bought me a "surprise." Mind you I haven't received a "surprise" from my mother since that copy of WWF Smackdown for PlayStation in the seve...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:55:00 GMT

TMJD

Temporomandibular Joint DisorderBut it should stand for "Totally Mfuckedup Jaw, Dude"Anyone who's ever spoken to me in real life (all zero of you, because I only exist as a floating ball of energy wit...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:46:00 GMT

Jolie Holland at Maxwells

Normally I would never blog about something like this, seeing as it's self-indulgent and no one would ever really invest any amount of, I don't know, interest, besides the person posting. But I just g...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:16:00 GMT

Kevin Rose is a fuck and I want his liver to fail and for him to die of AIDS and his mom too

I hate you Kevin.Just kidding buddy I love you.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:53:00 GMT

My date with Joanna Newsom

Hey all - On November 16th, 2006, following her concert at the First Unitarian Church in Philadelphia, I, Benjamin Wesley High, will be asking Joanna Newsom out on a date. Normally approaching  c...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:37:00 GMT