Dan

1. I'm Dan.
2. Sorry if my profile looks retarded on your computer, but it looks fine if you use firefox.
3. I'm the skinniest person you'll ever meet.
4. I eat my feelings.
5. I speak what's on my mind, even if you don't care to hear it.
6. I'm pretty mean sometimes.
7. But just like everyone else on myspace, I'm can be one of the sweetest people you meet.
8. I hate most of the guys I've ever met in my life.
9. Lesbians scare me.
10. I speak Spanish and Sarcasm fluently.
11. I talk way too much for my own good.
12. I've come to accept the fact that I'm pretty hxc scene.
13. It's not called ALCOHOLICISM in college!
14. I drive a piece, a 95 Pontiac Grand AM.
15. Alot of times when I ask someone's opinion on something, it is just to reaffirm my position.
16. I both hate and love being creeped on.
17. I go clubbing, alot.
18. My favorite song is "Be My Lover" by La Bouche.
19. I h4T3 wH3n P3oP1e WrIT3e l1K3 tH15, but I don't mind it ven peoples ritez lyyyyke dissssss.
20. My favorite word is "Diesel".
21. Eyebrows make the face.
22. I hate dumb bitches that say dumb shit. Example: "I didn't think it was a big deal to bring a kilo of weed to canada"
23. Life is not fair. I got used to it, and so should you.
24. I make really bad first impressions.
25. Mexico is my home.
26. Good grammar is sexxxy.
27. I wish I could live in the 80's.
28. These are my favorite smilies: O_o and =].
29. I shop mostly at Hot Topic and Armani Exchange.
30. I'm not a hoe or sleaze, whatsoever.
31. I absolutely HATE the color orange.
32. You either love me or hate me. There is no in between.
33. I'm worried about getting into Medical School.
34. I can run foreverrr. Thank you Cross Country and Track.
35. I go to school at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor because I got a full ride there, bitches.
36. I guess that makes me smart.
37. I know way too many fuckeddddd up people.
38. I likeee to dance! onntz oontz oontz
39. Alot of people use the word "adorable" to describe me, and it bothers me.
40. People underestimate me because I look like I'm 15.
41. Math... Numbers ouch...
42. If you put me in a room where I know no one and everyone knows each other, I feel overwhelmed.
43. I cut my own hair regularly to keep it from turning into a fro.
44. Music is my life, and I love all forms of it.
45. I don't consider country a form of music.
46. I usually can throw a song lyric into conversation, and it will fit perfectly.
47. I suck at finding jobs.
48. I do give people second chances because I fuck up alot.
49. I hate when people comment me with with big glitter html shit that's like "Yurrr sooo hawtt".
50. I'm tan.
51. I would enjoy buying going to the mall if it were easy for me to find clothes that fit well.
52. Granola makes me sick.
53. So does excessive amounts of cheese on food.
54. Some people refuse to sell my lotto tickets and cigarettes because they don't think I'm 19 or think my ID is fake.
55. I hate the word "moist".... ew.
56. You probably would never guess, but I could probably kick your ass at any video game ever. I'm prettty nerdy.
57. My best friend lives two floors above me. =]
58. You could make a soap opera about my life.
59. People consider it a sport to take bad pictures of me.
60. I want to travel the world.
61. I've been told I don't have a Michigan accent.
62. I want to live in a really big city.
63. I don't like really plain names like "Bob" or "Joe".
64. AE/Hollister/A&F/Ruehl shirts with "humorous" sex references are dumb.
65. I make bad decisions alot.
66. Disney Channel = love.
67. I'm over analytical about everything.
68. I don't know how to use photoshop.
69. What a funny number. haha. I'm real mature.
70. I love the Detroit Electronic Music Festival, Warped Tour, and the Detroit Festival of the Arts. I just love Detroit in general.
71. If you hang out with me long enough, you start talking like me.
72. My handwriting sucks.
73. I can be really indecisive.
74. My promises actually mean something.
75. I went to a private Catholic High School called Divine Child, and it sucked. Don't ever let your parents send you there. Stay in public school.
76. I love Coffee and Sushi.
77. I don't leave many comments. I talk mostly through messages.
78. I don't see the point to signing onto AIM for hours and then leaving the computer. Isn't instant messaging supposed to be used to actually talk to people?
79. Not short, but "fun sized".
80. I hardly ever wear shorts.
81. President Barack Hussein Obama Jr.!
82. I can never read those letters that you have to type to make comments/add friends.
83. I don't know why I have a screen name since I don't really use it all that much.
84. If I don't like your hair, I probably will not like you.
85. I don't think people that play sports should be paid as much as they are.
86. After this year, I take any reference to Alaska as being a joke.
87. Anything that can go wrong in my life usually does, but I learned to deal with it by not caring.
88. I volunteer at hospitals.
89. I don't smoke unless I'm obliterated.
90. I talk in onomatopoeia.
91. I'm afraid of falling for someone without being caught.
92. Don't complain about your weight when you talk to me. Just don't.
93. Single.
94. When I get sick, I'm sick forever.
95. My feet are the whitest part of my body.
96. Karma, bitches.
97. At the moment, my classes are NOT killing me
98. I like to put myself in VERY uncomfortable situations for entertainment.
99. I've never met a person that talks and writes the same way I do.
100. If you read all of this, you either have no life, I told you to read it, or you think I'm interesting.
101. Either way, if you want to talk to me, message me.
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