So, uhm... I'm not really sure what I'm doing here, but I wanted to talk with some people... see, I've been... well, "harboring" an alien for the past few months, and I'd like to talk with some people about it.
I don't really know what happened... I guess I had too much to drink a few months ago, because I don't remember very much. I can't even pinpoint the date of, erm, conception.
But after I guess a month, my belly's paunched out and the skin has turned translucent... it doesn't hurt me, and I seem to have formed some kind of bond with the being... as I feed it, it feeds me in return... relaxing me with its own painkiller-like enzymes, and ... well, I guess the best term for it is "preparing" me for the inevitable, whenever I give birth...
...Though, I'm not exactly certain why my chest and the right side of my body has changed so much... everything has a reason, of course... but it's not telling me right now.
