Bathroom humor. |
Whenever I work at a certain office, I take my break at 10:30 AM. Today as I took that break, I thought I felt something blowing in the wind from my back pocket, but didn't see or feel anything. After...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:27:00 GMT |
Thanksgiving weekend. |
Well hello everyone!
How was your weekend? Mine was great. I feel so full of it. Before I get to that, I will give a quick update on my Groudlings show last week. It went really we...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:15:00 GMT |
Different kinds of flakes. |
My wife and I had dinner with some friends last night. We delved into the subject of flakes. People who say, "Yeah, let's get together and do something." You plan it and they don't follow through. The...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:15:00 GMT |
I'm strong to the finish! |
Two days ago my wife made me a lovely meal of Steak, beets, and spinach. After I ate it, I felt pains in my stomach. Something fierce, dashing quickly to the restroom for a "rest", I thought "man oh m...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 13:33:00 GMT |
911 |
Wow. This September 11th was extremely anti-climactic. I told my wife after work we were going to spend the evening watching specials on TV. Well we barely gave "The path to 911" a minute of time...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:32:00 GMT |
My Scooter. |
I have a Honda Elite Scooter and I'm not driving it in this beautiful LA weather. Why? Well, it has needed some work, and I dont have it insured or registered. I've had greater priorities. I haven't r...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:14:00 GMT |
Musical Depression. |
Greetings all. I'm about to have my lunch so I should make this brief. I'm going through a little musical depression. What is that? Basically it's when you live in the past, in your head, musical...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:50:00 GMT |
I worked for Tom Green. |
Hello
I'm not felling the best today. I got up this morning and had a rumblin in me tummy that left a certain room in my apartment stinked up. That is the most polite way I can put it. It must have be...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:08:00 GMT |
Forgot my original point. |
I ate a yougurt this morning and didn't realize it had fruit on the bottom until I got there. It's kinda gross that way. I had something much more interesting to say, but I forgot. I will sit here for...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:04:00 GMT |
The stolen chair and my dream of war. |
Ok, so I come into work today and I sit down on what looks like my chair but does not feel like my chair. The back was all tilted, it was super low and it couldn't be adjusted. I thought maybe th...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:50:00 GMT |
