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About Me

I lived in the beautiful state of Wisconsin for 21 years...where beer, cheese, and football rule supreme. I now reside in Dallas, Texas. I moved for my work, beautiful women, and parties. I am now gracing Dallas with the party atmosphere of the Midwest.
Personality wise...I enjoy a loud party, and a good picture to reflect upon later. I have a bit of an uncanny, perhaps even odd personality and sense of humor. I like to be the life of the party, and would not wear pants if it were socially acceptable.
I don't conform to traditional social norms. I am crude in my ways, while always remaining sincere. I conquer any front I step onto, and always find a way to come out on top.
So meet the crew and step aside, or jump on. I am planning parties, designing clothing, and spreading love throughout the Dallas metroplex, while kicking it's ass along the way.

My Interests

Copy & Paste:
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I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson, Vince Lombardi, Leonardo Da Vinci, Colin Farrell & Marilyn Monroe...all the best at what they do...& mix 'em up in a pot, and I'm what you got!~

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My Blog

Inspirational Video

READ BELOW. NO MATTER HOW BIG OF STUDS WE THINK WE ARE, THIS DAD IS DWARFS ALL OF US. IT MAKES ME NOT FEEL SO SORE AFTER FLAG FOOTBALL PRACTICE. IF YOU DON'T GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP ...
Posted by Wisconsin duz Dallas™ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:35:00 PST

Ode to My Penis

Ode to My Penis Let me tell you of a memeber, every man loves, Protected in sex, by latex gloves. Every man, is proud of his own, In this particular case, I'm not alone. A man loves his...
Posted by Wisconsin duz Dallas™ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST

Your Zodiac Sign is Bullshit

Everyone loves reading about how great they are based on their Zodiac sign. True that some may pertain to us more than others. But I have yet to see one that says: MARCH (Aries) - Y...
Posted by Wisconsin duz Dallas™ on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:30:00 PST

My Mom & the Raffle

My Wonderful Mother I just wanted to take a moment to praise my mother, and let everyone know how proud of her I am. She is a very simple woman, with a simple job. My parents live in a sm...
Posted by Wisconsin duz Dallas™ on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:28:00 PST

Giant Box o' Porn

Giant Box o' Porn I feel as if I have been doing my followers a bit of an in-justice as I have been keeping you in the dark on certain occurances. (But that's for another time.) I am at a point....
Posted by Wisconsin duz Dallas™ on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

Polish jokes...an American phenom

Why do they call Americans 'dumb?' In all fairness, Americans also see some other nations as "dumb". For example, the "Polish jokes" seems to be a uniquely American phenomenon. Few people in Eu...
Posted by Wisconsin duz Dallas™ on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:55:00 PST