Fast, insects, golf, fish, sneaking, trees, basketball, books, Mama's fried chicken, sleep, inventions, pizza.
I'd like to meet:
A duck who is also a lawyer.
Music:
First, I can't stand people who list every band they've ever liked in this section. Like you're going to get some sort of medal for liking more bands than me. I get it, you like music. Congratulations.
Second, I don't like looking at profiles where songs start playing when I'm on the page. That's just what I need at work, some dumbass song coming on while I'm not doing my job.
Movies:
You can assume that if you're reading this and you like a movie, I probably like it too. Unless you're thinking of Inspector Gadget, with Matthew Brodrick. That sucks.
Television:
Law & Order. Laguna Beach. Lost. Sopranos. The Deadliest Catch. Family Guy. Law & Order. Entourage. SportsCenter. Arrested Development. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Law & Order. Yeah, that's right, I fucking love Law & Order.
Books:
Hemmingway, Augusten Burroughs, Tom Robbins, Stephen King, non-fiction historical-type books, amongst others. I'm a compulsive book buyer. I can't walk out of the store with one book, I must buy a minimum of three. So I always have a big on-deck pile of books.
Heroes:
Tom Brady, Alex Bogusky, Ernesto "Che" Gueverra, my brother, my dad, Charles & Kenny, Gary Larson, Black Thought, Muhammad Ali, dinosaurs(when they were alive), Barry Sanders, Jordan, Dr. Suess, Jon (sort of).
