What God must have been thinking. |
Here are just a couple of things you surely must have expected that God was thinking/saying during his existence bit.Feel free to add some if the mood takes you."...ah yes, strongly peach with just a ... Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:20:00 GMT |
Marketed for children. |
Me and Will found some fucking strange products on the internet.Directions for use:1. Take a small finger-full of 'Hero-ine' and dab on the gums& Yeah, motherfucker, that feels good, doesn't it? Try a... Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 18:00:00 GMT |
Man, some people are just losers. |
Dating Agencies fucking rule - click here Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:33:00 GMT |
Book Excerpts: Part 2 |
Here's some more backstory. Turns out my Uncle's book - "And When Did You Last See Your Father?" - is being made into a film, and it turns out last Saturday I went down to where it's being filmed in D... Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:41:00 GMT |
Book Excerpts: Part 1 |
Here's the backstory. Back in the heady days of 1993, my Uncle's book was published, and I was mentioned in it. Unfortunately the only time I was mentioned was because my mother was pregnant with me a... Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:28:00 GMT |
More Things About Me! |
1. Something that you recently changed: My shoelaces. From having no shoelaces, to having shoelaces. What a difference it makes!2. Why are you so effin amazing: Misspelling and bad grammar are for the... Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 21:14:00 GMT |
Lee Yamallen's Dating Tips, 2006 |
So, you want to learn about dating?
On my travels across this world in my various professions (guitarist, ninja, skateboarder, skateboarding-guitarist-ninja-pries... Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:05:00 GMT |
ITV Big Clean Up |
HYPER UPDATE-A-THON 3: THE DEATHENING
Here is the final bunch of information for all people volunteering for the Big Clean Up:
The bus will leave Leeds Train Station at 9.30am on Sunday.
Please dres... Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:32:00 GMT |
Shittingcockbiscuits |
Well now, do I have a proposition for you? That was a rhetorical question, because I do! Or do I?
That was also a rhetorical question.
If you - my good man/lady friend - can answer me these ... Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:46:00 GMT |
Cockingfucktashes |
So Im sat here just seriously ruling ass, when I come to the realization that I never shoved up the worlds arse a piece of music that is worth a squirt, you know, really worth wristing one... Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 16:44:00 GMT |